Application and you....

In Game Account(s):
Age:27

Previous Clans/Fleets/Ect.:None

Reasons why you left those groups:-----

What is the favorite ship/tank/character/gun/ect. you've played and why: Hmmm
my geddon on EVE online (though i cant play anymore because of payment problems). Why? Because is cheap, its powerful, its the best BS in game bar none for pvp at mid or short range. And its pretty or course.

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: My belly button, there is cotton in them there depths.

If you could be an animal, what would you be? Killer whale they hunt sharks.

What's your phone number? Your sign? Can Gates call you about any sexual fantasies that he has about you? (415) 441-xxxx Only if he brings cheese wiss....

What makes you want to join SSGS? I think it would look good on a job application

Salty Crackers wrote:
What makes you want to join SSGS? I think it would look good on a job application

If you put SSGS down on a job app and they call me, I promise not to giggle, make smart ass remarks, or constantly refer to you as a previously-female-now-man guy.

any games besides EVE? and i agree about the geddon lol

Gates wrote:If you put SSGS down on a job app and they call me, I promise not to giggle, make smart ass remarks, or constantly refer to you as a previously-female-now-man guy.

oh dude, if id put you down as a refferee that might have been the clincher! how about a current employee? accountancy firms love that shit!
If i dont get a summer internship gates, im going to blame you, why didnt you volunteer to be a refference sooner damnit.

POTBS um some others lets see...savage 2 some others used to play ogame play travian etc.

Poor Dusty, but I only give out my reference to straight guys.

Salty nuts, you in a corp, alliance or neither in Eve?

Employer: So you worked for a company known as SSGS?
Employee: Indeed I did.
Employer: Uhh, what does it stand for?
Employee: I can't tell you.
Employer: Why not?
Employee: It's a secret.
Employer: How come?
Employee: The Chief said so.
Employer: Can I contact him?
Employee: Sure.
Employer: What is his phone number?
Employee: What is your star sign?
Employer: Capricorn, that doesn't matter.
Employee: Can he tell you about his sexual fantasies?
Employer: Excuse me?
Employee: With that attitude, you have been declined.
Employer: With that attitude, you're not going to be hired.
Employee: OMFG HAX.
Employer: You're running a fine line
Employer: You're running a fine line
Employee: Lol, fail, double post!
Employer: Get out of my office!
Employee: Shut up you camper!
Employer: I will call security!
Employee: Oh grow up you troll
Employer: *pulls out gun*
Employee: OMFG, look at the n00b TKer!
Employer: *pulls trigger* HEADSHOT! There is a time and a place my friend

Win

that tsup... was epic

LMAO epic xD

LOL yes epic!

ATM im not playing EVE due to issues with not being able to pay.

Cant get them money sense i live in the US and they wont take my card. Plus i am running on fumes during winter money wise anyways...

I was in SPB but got out sense i didnt have the time to really do anything PVP wise and move to lowsec. Plus i didnt have the iskies and needed better rep and cash flow.

So i got out and now am in the NPC corp.

Get Paypal if you're having issues with your card.

Have you been able to get on Vent?

He has, he loves us, and we love him... though Weasel hogs the mike!

Yes ya'll are a rather talkative bunch arent you

HE'S SOUTHERN, HE REVEALS IT!!!

Approved.

:'(

OMG THANKS! I is so happy. Beer for everyone!

Beer?

I'll take some local St. Louis beer, plox.

I'll take as much as you can carry ^^

Yes! Beer!

welcome by the way. ^^