Application for SSGS

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: World of Tanks
In Game Account(s):Seth Striker
Age:40
Previous Clans:5CAD3
Reasons why you left those groups: major internal restructoring accured, so I decided it was time to move on.
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: currently, my favorite tank is the IS-4. To me, the IS-4 has the rigght mix of solid armor, mobility and a main gun that is consistant in its penetration. Besides the fact, I think the IS-4 is just darn sexy! E-100, IS-7, Jagdtiger, T-54, Lorrianne 40t.
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:Yes, BUT.... Only if I can fondle his super computers! It would be his decision as to where. I gotta keep my eye on the prize!
If you could be an animal, what would you be?:Well this one is easy. A feline, of course! More specifically, a Siberian White Tiger. I consider myself a "cat person". And as such, I think all felines are majestic, lethal and are my favorite preditor on Earth.
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: Did he let me fondle his super computer yet? If he has, then I play right along in hopes that I can continue my extra corricular activites with said super computer. If he has not and is playing hard to get, then I buckle and let him contnue his wierd yet strangly enjoyable activities.
What makes you want to join SSGS?: I have other clanies ( is that a real word?) in SSGS2 that was with me while in 5CAD3. So they keep hitting me up to join them, so here I am
Previous Clan Wars experience?: I played every Clan War games that came along.
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: A mature, fun gamer that takes directions well and is willing to invest his personal time for the betterment of SSGS. I am willing to make available my skills to add to the all ready succesful SSGS Clan. Besides, I am fun to have in TS

In b4 princess sees this.

In b4 l4d calls you out on your grammar derp.

morbidman wrote:In b4 l4d calls you out on your grammar derp.

Grammar derps are my specialty. Glad to be of service.

morbidman wrote:In b4 l4d calls you out on your grammar derp.

What derp? He's the freaking derp. Sort of like when fucking Nubmach thought he was the Grammar Nazi Cat and tried to correct people's sentences that still read better than his.

sethstriker wrote:

morbidman wrote:In b4 l4d calls you out on your grammar derp.

Grammar derps are my specialty. Glad to be of service.

Just 4 that.

+1

I am always happy to see a fellow grammarian apply to our clan.

+1

Too many periods in his ellipsis.

Sorry, I had to find something!

Weasel77 wrote:

morbidman wrote:In b4 l4d calls you out on your grammar derp.

What derp? He's the freaking derp. Nubmach, Grammar Nazi Cat, 2011-2012.

Much Better.

Weasel can suck my fat cock. As he has corrected me on my grammar in more then 1 occasion. However i corrected his spelling once.

Seth pretty good stats hope up on TS and chat chit.
+2 for the ferdi and jagdtiger

l3ft4d3ad wrote:Weasel can suck my fat cock. As he has corrected me on my grammar in more then 1 occasion. However i corrected his spelling once.

Seth pretty good stats hope up on TS and chat chit.
+2 for the ferdi and jagdtiger

JT POWER

Weasel fucks up his grammar too.

However, mine is impeccable.

And Vale is a grammarian. I thought doods were gramperians

Seth is an awesome cat and needs to be added to SSGS2 post haste!

l3ft4d3ad wrote: I will suck Weasel's fat cock. As he has corrected me on my grammar in [on] more then 1 occasion. However i [I] corrected his spelling once [and started this shit in the first place].

Let me correct that for you.

(Considering we all make mistakes and that my one was just from not checking my typing when I was going too fast, and when you have your spelling corrected by someone who's posts are worse then yours consistently, you may notice why this is rather petty and unbecoming of you.)