Need both hands for this one gents

PBKAC application

In Game Account(s):
JohnGaltCobraCommander

Age:
25

Previous Clans:
MTP, AoD, UG, WIND


Reasons why you left those groups:
-MTP dissolved/merged and never was/is CW ready
-I was in AoD for a week when I was screamed at because I was playing WoT and not on Vent at work (since I dont use voice comms when I play at work, I would rather not make it too obvious) and the few people I had met in the short time left suddenly so I left as well.
-After a bad experience with a 'professional' clan I tried a 'new' clan that couldnt land on africa and thought my terribad win rate was 'good'
-WIND, it was tough leaving this group. I still am in day to day contact with most of my buddies here, including the leader but we had a meeting over the future of the CW procedure as to whether we would take CW seriously or just throw chips down and a 'let everyone have fun' attitude. Unfortunately the serious side did not win out and my goals and the clan goals do not line up.

Thank god the serious portion of this is over

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:
-Easy 8, fairly mobile with a machine gun on it says an 'I don't give a fuck if you are tier 9' attitude and managed to get a 57% solo win rate in a tank tier that normally gets shit on.
-I have a Batchat, IS-7, and a Maus for CW tanks. Just discovered arty and doing fairly well in easy mode (tier 6 & 7 Russian super guns) should have the 261 in a few weeks.

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:
The one thing I learned in college was not to question. My preconditioned response is "Yes Sir, Can I have another?!"

If you could be an animal, what would you be?:
Narwhal, I am a combination of the two things bitches love: Unicorns and Dolphins. Literally I am the unicorn of the sea. You don't mess with a narwhal, he has a giant spike on his head. Plus I might as well overcompensate for deficiencies while I play this game, right?

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:
I would tell him he needs to call his secretary to clear his schedule and fetch him a fresh legal pad and fountain pen (because gentlemen have to have fountain pens) be ready to take notes.

What makes you want to join SSGS?:
Really want to join PBKAC; played in Champions with _Grenadier_ and it was pretty coordinated for a pick up team. From what I hear PBKAC is your 'strike team' which mean a lot of battles and probably get some tough opponents (crossing my fingers to go chase JDAM off the map once a week, don't mistake this for tough opponents). I really dont care too much about getting gold, if I need it I will buy it, unless for some odd reason you have me in so many battles that I have to spend a hundred bucks a week. Might get costly after a while, Il just have to charge gates for those nightly phone calls and touches.

Previous Clan Wars experience?:
A few games in AoD but not much. 6PM for a 830 battle is a bit absurd IMHO. Was the battle leader for UG where we gots land in Africa and Battle leader for WIND until I became too frustrated with the current system. I still suck though.

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:
Dry humor and the trolling abilities

+1

I like his style. Plus he's such a gentleman, like me.

Seen him in pubs before, although he probably doesn't remember me. Great player and knows what he is doing.

+1

Great App, like the attitude, already has experience playing alongside Grenadier.

Has the right set of tanks to be CW relevant for us right away.

+5 !!

Is it bad if I expected this? Still, +1.

:Sadface: on being too predictable.

Might not be able to spice up Gates sex life as much as I had first calculated.

lol you actually applied on forums!
<3
wat a nub

Hiya. Sound like an awesome addition

I take my nubism very seriously

put in dat app when ready my dawgmunist komeraden
4 TEH GLORY OV TEH COMMITEH

oh YAY!

I wantz to be a Catitalist, dawgmunism is for super nubs

+1

Narwhals.

I laughed so hard at that video that I cried

Pfft...your mind is weak here is better.

PBKAC application sent

My excitement. It's containment cannot be kept.

He's in now. You can let that excitement explode all over Weasel's nubile face.

Don't edit it Weasel, you fag.

What did I do wrong here?

Am I out of the clan?

PBKAC went rogue. You'll just get assigned to a new division I guess.

PBKAC is no longer associated with SSGS; you are welcome to come to/stay in SSGS, or remain with them. It's up to you- you just got caught in the middle, and there's no fault of your own.

-EDIT-
Walter beat me to the punch

Is SSGS planing a new division or am I going to get pinholed into 3?

We have SSGS, SSGS2, SSGS3, and BT; room in all four, though it depends on where you're needed at the moment. I imagine, since you have a few CW tanks, you'll go where you're needed as a CW player... SSGS3 is growing and developing, but it will be a bit before they start and CW's.

Not sure why your access was removed; I didn't do anything, but you should be all set now.

Gates mentioned another strike team, and John, if your open to it, I'd really like to have you here with this community.

Again, I don't know the details of the strike team, but I trust Gates and his leadership to get it done.