Bite the pillow, because I'm coming in dry

Double entendre not intended.

Interested it joining:

BT/SSGS/SSGS2 OR the assault division which will replace PBKAC

In Game Account(s):

Bridgeburner_

Age:

21

Previous Clans:

1AR, VPG, PANZAC

Reasons why you left those groups:

1AR - social clan, not involved in UC
VPG - Joined about 8 days prior to Gyarados, Siriothrax and various other officers leaving. Primarily why I joined the clan, because I admired their leadership style and forum posts. Following their exuent to FORGE, I did not see myself enjoying playing in UC under the new leadership.I maintain a lot of contacts currently in this clan, because of the good time platooning I had
PANZAC - Didn't click with the community for me, too disorganized. The lack of platooning for me within the clan, and a disorganized TS server did not help either

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:

For me, the 13-90. It has amazing adaptability between a medium and a light tank, coupled with the burst damage of a TD. I usually can fit into whatever role needed by the team, passive scouter, flanker or brawling medium. Its low profile is primarily the reason I chose it over the Batchat and Lorraine, the lorraine being a tank I had a love/hate relationship with.

Runners up: Hellcat (same reasons as above really) and the KV-2 Derp.

Highest tier tanks I currently own
-IS7
-T110
-Batchat
-IS4

Top tier tanks I plan on grinding to next
-Maus (At tiger p currently)
-E100 (at E-75 currently)

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:

Knuckle-to-Knuckle. No phaggytime connotations, and its brute force meeting brute force.

If you could be an animal, what would you be?:

Crocodile. Feeds once per month,(low upkeep - think uni-student living in poverty, this is a dream come true) sleeps the rest of the time(again - dream come true), and the only thing that scares it shitless is a Hippo. And

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:

Recommend he go on a no-fap streak. Boosts aggression and motivation, conserves vital genetic juices and overall, acts as a damn good placebo effect.

What makes you want to join SSGS?:

UC, steady platooning and a receptive community. SO far, the clans I have joined have offered me either one or the other, and the clan offering UC had a community I found hard to integrate with (i.e grumpy ol' bastards + kiddie infestations). VPG was the only clan to offer both, but it lost a lot of its core staff and assumed a leadership style i disliked. I look forward to playing in UC with end-tier tanks, and am looking for co-ordination and tactics to fight similarly structured teams rather than 3 platoon mates trying to carry pubs to victory. My friend Harrock who has joined SSGS2 (and a person who I have played WOT with for a long time) also spoke highly of this clan. The conduct by the members in pub matches both in terms of attitude and gameplay is admirable. I want to improve my tanking - this seems the logical conclusion to that train of though.

Previous Clan Wars experience?:
Landed a few times (unsuccessfully) with VPG and (successfully) with Panzacs.

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:

A steady UC ready and capable player who is down to platoon when not in CW. Always down for some friendly TS banter as well. As a uni student in my initial years of my course, I have a lot of time to burn, and what better way than internet tanks. I can also invest a dosage of political incorrectness, which I hope is well-recieved, as I am sick to death of prudish, politically correct sonsofaguns that seem to infest this planet.

Further note: I live in the AEST(Eastern Australian) timezone, but am able to make UC battles thanks to my Uni schedule as of now.

Extremely well-written app.

Be sure to hop on TS and make some friends

He gets my +1 simply because he has a firm grasp of the English language.

He actually hopped to TS first to inquire a bit, before putting an application up.
Fairly decent lad on first impression at least.

+1 good app

Nice app. Lube up and I'll give you a +1.

Bridgeburner_ wrote:If you could be an animal, what would you be?:
Crocodile. Feeds once per month,(low upkeep - think uni-student living in poverty, this is a dream come true) sleeps the rest of the time(again - dream come true), and the only thing that scares it shitless is a Hippo. And

And...?

+1

+1 for sick app

Allurai wrote:

And...?

Steve Irwin.

+1 came into TS and talked to me, platooned with tainteddoughnut and snopey.

Really good guy. Knows his shit. Fucking aussie would wanna be a croc.

+1

Wait someone platooned with me? in all fairness he seemed to know his tanks pretty well and didn't mind me and snopey going full blown sci-fi nerd in TS so +1

+1

Good guy on TS, +1 for sure. Also knows a decent bit of history.

add another +1

He's in but +1. More apps like this, fewer under 18 kiddies to fiddle around with, and I'd be a happy man.

\o/

Tigey, incase my voice has decieved you, I'm 15

In case my actions have deceived you, I don't mind what age you are. It's what you do with it that counts!

Had a great time platooning with him yesterday! Knows what hes doing for sure. +1

Gents, its been a nice time, I just got an employment opportunity outside of my meh import/export business that means I can't play @ American time for CW. I've fulfilled my childhood goal of working for a giant polluting, child-labor utilizing, multinational quasi-fascist corporation, so yeah, I'm pretty stoked.

Anyway, good luck with getting back on the map, its been a good time @ CW with Mass_ and the rest of BT.

After a few years of ingratiating yourself in the system, get me a job. I wanna club baby seals and be responsible for warlords rising in Africa.

Resignation denied. Reallocated to forum response team HQ for reeducation!

Amonk, ready the booby tassels!

Best of luck