Application for SSGS WoT

Games you're interested in joining SSGS:
World of Tanks

In Game Account(s):
ethospar

Age:
31

Previous Clan:
Wo Zhi Dao

Reasons why you left those groups:
WZD is a group of five local friends playing pickups for fun. I formed WZD in WoT not understanding the clan side of WoT, only so we could have a tag and a chat room. We want to try Clan Wars side of the game with an established group like yours. Overall WZD is great group of guys and experienced tank players. I expect several of them to submit applications shortly.

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:
I have played the T25 AT more than any other tank. It's great for earning XP to convert for other tank ambitions. I like the T25 because it is fast like a medium, low like a light and oh it has a fully erected golden penis sighted down the front. My highest tier vehicles are fully skilled, upgraded and modded T28, T32 & IS-3. Best arty I have is a GWPanther. Currently focusing efforts down the IS line until maxed.

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:
I'm only 3 hours away from Gates (Springfield, MO), so I would prefer an actual in-person reach around. Fuck this virtual bullshit, I want the real thing. You'd have to compete with my wife though. She's hot and knows how to handle a rooster and make a cock-a-doodle-do if you know what I mean.

If you could be an animal, what would you be?:
I'd be a skunk because if someone pisses you off, you could ruin their day with one swift non-violent motion. You can never fault an animal that repels a predator by sticking it's ass in the air.

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:
Hand the phone to my wife to "handle". That is, unless Gates likes butthole then it depends on what I'm dreaming about at the time as to what fantasies we may delve in to. We could end up discussing bestiality (see previous answer for more information).

What makes you want to join SSGS?:
Honestly I request to join because your clan is highly ranked and you had the best name out of all the clans listed. Then when I got to the application, the questions within sealed the deal... I was obliged to apply just so I could answer your questions.

I live, work and play to go big. I'm going big here so hopefully you don't kick my scrub ass to the curb. I'm an "all or noting" kind of guy. Once I join a group I don't leave and aim to be an asset, not a liability. I play for long term goals and the better of the whole -- Eis aner oudeis aner "One Man is No Man".

Previous Clan Wars experience?:
None. Not a single clan match under my belt but I've played thousands of randoms over the course of a year. I listen, follow directions and shut the fuck up. I've got soul and I'm a soldier.

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:
I would serve as Gate's stress reliever. You know, like one of those flour filled balls that you roll around in your hand to make a hard day even more shitty because all it did was make your hand hurt.

Seriously though I am loyal and unselfish. I may not have WoT clan experience but if you want a loyalist with upside (on the front side!) I'm your guy. Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to being hazed on Teamspeak.

One of the best applications I've ever read, and it has a picture!
+1

Platooned with him tonight, good player.

+2

Springfield? I went there once. It's a hell hole.

ZOMG PICTURE MUST HAVE THIS GUY!

Chinese too, if I'm assuming correctly. Must have.

I want you. In SSGS. And otherwise. As an internet tryhard, you made the best app with the least required effort. Amonk and Allurai is proud, son.

I want him in too. Like nao.

Also, like the Killers reference

Not Chinese but one of my RL buddies in WZD (and a very good tanks player) studied in China for a semester in 2001 and Wo Zhi Dao "I Know" has been our local clan name for all games since.

@Gates: I bet when you came to Springfield, you visited Bass Pro didn't you? Proof positive that Gates gets outdoors once in awhile. There's Springfield, and then there's East St Louis.

@Tsupernami: Glad someone picked up quickly on the killers reference =)

Ran with several SSGS & BT platoons last night and it was business as usual. I probably won't be on much today being momma's day but I look forward to speaking/tanking with all of you soon.

Some people may be losing their heterosexuality for Valefar, but I think the clan just found a replacement.....

+5 for the best app aver

tl;sr (too long, still read) +1

Well done, and thanks for the color coding. It really does help.

owow

this app impressed me.

+2

played with him last night...good tanker...+1

That's a first... non-applicant / member giving +1 O_o

lol and its his 1st post too... not even an app XD

buzzkill71 is a BT member without forum access. Met him in Teamspeak, had some fun shooting people in the wee hours of the morning.

You guys obviously didn't check Buzz's tags.

Nicest app around....+1 for the effort +1 for the answers and +1 for giving Val some serious competition !!

+1 for visual aid.

ethospar wrote:What makes you want to join SSGS?:
Honestly I request to join because your clan is highly ranked and you had the best name out of all the clans listed. Then when I got the the application, the questions within sealed the deal... I had to apply just to answer your questions.

Yeah, thats how they suckered me in too. Careful about offering your cornhole to Gates; he may very well take you up (on) it.

And, lol @ you people thinking he is from Springfield and thus must be yellow.

+1

So, are we going to start comparing this guy to Valefar or just give him his own league +1

Ethospar made me do it! I also applied but wanted to show my support here...o7
America Shaftoe

The fellow I mentioned that visited China is on board if you'll have him too. We will be on TS in a bit for some 'toons.

America Shaftoe

ethospar wrote:If you could be an animal, what would you be?:
I'd be a skunk because if someone pisses you off, you could ruin their day with one swift non-violent motion. You can never fault an animal that repels a predator by sticking it's ass in the air.

I almost hit one on my way home from work today. I think he tried to spray my car after, because by the time I got to the stoplight ahead, the area smelled pretty bad. How does this make you feel?