Re:Joining SSGS clan

Games you're interested in joining SSGS:World of Tanks
In Game Account(s):eSubaBananaBoy1998
Age:14
Previous Clans:none
Reasons why you left those groups:none
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:my favourite was KV-1 and KV-5 when i have it but i sold it sow my favourite tier is KV-1
P.S i hope u will let me in clan because i just started playing WoT and i am Tier 5 on Germans and Russians
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:it same from me to say but.....in my ass this is just kidding Gates but id like too LoLLLLLL
If you could be an animal, what would you be?:A Horse
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:Turn porno on
What makes you want to join SSGS?:because i watch many wars of you and i like it and you guys are awesome and i want be in clan not just for war i want to join clan for fun and because i didnt be in any clan
Previous Clan Wars experience?:none didnt been
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:i dont now am just 14 years old i cant spend money i dont now....give me some advice guys that will be nice maybe i decision
Yeah and P.S am not from America ma from europe so i dont understand english soo good but a i learn here where i live

Am I going to be the first one to apply? Am I sane? I think we all know the right answer.

First off: Why in the world did you sell the KV-5? It isn't perfect, but it is a cash cow; if you spent that much cash to buy it, why in the world would you sell it? I think a dozen hours in that tank alone would grant you a ton of cash.

Second: I understand you want to join a clan, and this is exactly what made me join SSGS when this game first came out. (Gate's you magnificent bastard.) While I agree looking for a clan is great to learn more about the game, improve (I know I still need too), socialize, and have a group of friends you can always fall back on, at this low of tier, you should just enjoy yourself. You can always join the other divisions of SSGS to learn, grow, and have fun though!

I am sure you saw us on the clan map, and have come because of that. Clan wars is not for those who don't have end tiers, it is all end tiers, period. If you were to get in, it would take you easily a month to even be considered for clan wars (I'm trying not to break your bubble. Hugs and kissies. <3), and that would be with any of the divisions that we are training up.

However I do have a concern: I don't sense any personality in this application. As Gates famously quotes all the time (Recommend permanent addition to Applications), this is a test of humor, or seriousness. Either way, it can swing toward a players favor. This just comes out... bland. I fear English might not be your first language though, and in which case, I might be speaking for a mote point.

As I said: We have fun, a truck load, and you have come to right place for that. We have plenty of divisions who will train you up to par, but you need to get on Teamspeak for this.

And wait... if you can't spend money... how did you get a KV-5? Or do you mean KV-4? Or another KV? Or another tank period?

Ahh, the Europe part, got it. Hmmm... can't vote on that myself.

Wall of Kilts, newcomers, from last month, to future generations, welcome to my mind. I hope you enjoy it.

I buy gold and than KV-5 i played with him about 1 mounth and it was sucks because of his turrets VK3001(H) hit me 5 times in turret and am down man now i only buy gold for premium account

that what u said for clan map is not true i dont care for wars id like to try play wars but not until i have IS-7 or some other tier X

And that what you said the war is not playing until you got Tier X or IX i need about mounth to get to Tier X because on day i play WoT about 8 to 10 hours.And i got premium for more 35 days

P.S i got TS but right now i need to do someting maybe i come later
And yes i hope i will enojy
And of course i almost forgotet i smoetimes play Cod4 and i go on other TS where are my friend soo dont be mad on me i think u wont do you?

Is English your first language bud?

No am from europe but dont mind anyway just cancel this cuz u live in america and i in europe we cannot play toggeter forget about application for clan

Ok, Locky Poo

... I wasted twenty minutes of my life that I will never, ever, get back.

Tsuper stop posting so damn much. You post like ten times a day. You need to dial it back. It'S GONNA BREAK YOU MAN!

PrinceofKilts wrote:... I wasted twenty minutes of my life that I will never, ever, get back.

Tsuper stop posting so damn much. You post like ten times a day. You need to dial it back. It'S GONNA BREAK YOU MAN!

I was doing alright for the past few months, but since I banned myself from facebook for the past month and haven't used my xbox in a longer time (all due to revision and dissertation work), I've had nothing else to do. Also, that +10 post per day count was from my early days on this forum, in older SSGS forums I was close to hitting 30-40 posts a day. Ahh, the days when I was a wee little twat.

Also, it probably will break me, but getting on the forums without having to use my brain or speak to people here (or speak in general) is oddly satisfying. It lets me let go of worries and stress I think, and then end up venting at new applicants with shitty apps XD

We need an intervention.

Tsuper, I am PrinceofKilts, a concerned friend.

We love you, please stop bouncing on the forums three hours a day. This isn't a brony forum, this is SSGS forums; nothing really happens here.

I was a twat to, hell I still am, I think. And oh, ok, troll/lurk/post away. However, you, me, British tanks. If you don't platoon with me on TS, I will never forgive you and will have to result to doing horrible things.

Yes sir!

I'm scared now.

Are we calling an intervention?

I don't know. I'll need to see whether Tsup posts more in an average day than me...

Holy crap, twice as many posts a day? Sure. Intervention ahoy.

Bu-bu-bu-but I'm going to bed now

And like I said, those numbers were from these forums early days, and between Gates and myself, we used to hold more posts than the rest of the entire SSGS playerbase for a long time. Oops