ifailmore app

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: I play wot most of the time but I got other games like bf3 , diablo3 ,dayz, minecraft whatever i feel like it that has multiplayer which i can play with you guys
In Game Account(s): iFail_More
Age: 21
Previous Clans: mad dps2 nhbb cccp
Reasons why you left those groups: noobs evrwhere then i tried clan wars with cccp I did not get a good experience with them
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: jagtiger currently grinding for jpe100 I have e50 and is4 also
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: nope
If you could be an animal, what would you be?: Elephant - grinding ferdi all day long
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: listen attentively
What makes you want to join SSGS?: I hate noobs
Previous Clan Wars experience?: macthes every now and then in CCCP but they bum out of the map then I did not really like not playing clan wars
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: none what so ever but friendship

ifailmore wrote:
What makes you want to join SSGS?: I hate noobs

You won't fit in here. We have some of the biggest noobs in the game! (nubmach, me...)

Anyone else *facepalm* After reading this app?

puppet_boy wrote:Anyone else *facepalm* After reading this app?

Slightly. I thought his name was appropriate, though.
For what it's worth, based on your app alone, -9001.

The reason for you to join a clan, is because you hate noobs. Is clear indication You will NOT fit in here.

For such avid gamer, you fail to figure out this one point : Everyone is a newbie at some point. You're always learning the game.

Sorry, but this isn't going to work.

Attitude is key here, and a bad attitude is a bad app.

Failed at the Gates questions -1
Failed at reason to join -1
Got name right +1

So as it stands for me -1 at this time.

You should really get on TS and platoon with some of the guys, edit your application and put a little feeling into it, and maybe then you will start seeing some +1's instead of -1's here mate.

Wait for him/her to get on TS- we have some great people in this clan who had shitty apps.




<-----NOTICE ME BEING OPTIMISTIC FOR ONCE

Okay. Let's wait for you and the applicant then vale.

Just trying to be nice; some of our "better" members have some atrocious apps.

puppet_boy wrote:Anyone else *facepalm* After reading this app?

The Pizza has spoken.


There's a 30/70 chance that he will fit in, I have a feeling he was just not in a good mood when he wrote this

I don't remember having to properly fill one out.

Also THM, where did that percentage come from?

My brain/ fingers that should really bbe asleep :S

You do not seem like an enthusiastic person, The app was somewhat boring to read. -1 to that, the only + is your name. Hopefully you can platoon with some people and we will see if you are a good fit to us. But you can also play other games with us so, that is also another +1.

And he's missing a few more clans on that list... and i'm confused it says he never left AEGIS but on the website is says he isn't in a clan...
https://td82.ru/wotka?nickname=iFail_More&server=NAm

puppet_boy wrote:and i'm confused it says he never left AEGIS but on the website is says he isn't in a clan...

That site has been down for a couple days, and just came back up. I'm betting it didn't update during that time, so it isn't 100% accurate. It never was completely accurate anyway.

App was horroble, I ain't gonna sugar coat it. I yawned multiple times while reading it.

Firstly, you listed "nope" as your answer to a question that was NOT YES OR NO ANSWER. At least get the context of the answer right. Was very boring and from that answer I can sense you are a somewhat monotone person.

Also, the last question alone would make me turn you away. You literally stated that you have nothing to invest in us but friendship. Pathetic answer. When we recruit, we look for people to input, to come up with suggestions, to volunteer to help out, to help out our lesser skilled members and such. You clearly stated you have nothing to invest in us, so why should we invest anything at all in you?

If you don't like how critical I am of you, then make a better app. The point of an app is a first impression. A resume for a job is the same idea. You have to make people want to talk to you and meet you, not to read it, think badly of you, and not pursue further interaction.

I don't think you could have failed more. (I'm too punny for my own good.)

I think your name does fit you very nicely. I mean the app isn't all that it should be cracked up to be, you didn't say" I would let gates touch me" for the most important question, and the "i hate noobs" seems very cocky and oh how should I say this, "noob" like of you. Just wanting to join a clan because you hate noobs isn't a valid reason, even good clans fail sometimes and with that being said you have to get back up after a defeat and keep on going. I don't think you would be that kind of person judging from you app you sent us. In short, I won't award you any points.

He's in RELIC 2, just joined today