Application by TankMasterrrr1

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: World of Tanks
In Game Account(s): TankMasterrrr1
Age:14
Previous Clans: None
Reasons why you left those groups: None
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: SPGs
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: On my hand
If you could be an animal, what would you be?: Dog
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: Ignore Him
What makes you want to join SSGS?: SSGS are so pros i wanna be with the pro and i wanna be a pro too.
Previous Clan Wars experience?: None
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: Help and Hope

You barely started the game, have no favorite tank nor could even list your highest tier vehicle.

Failed at the Gates question...

Yeaaaah... Not much profit from here.

This answer in particular is hilarious - The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: Help and Hope

13 year old boy who barely even knows the game, thinks he can help the clan somehow.. Doubt it.

-1 from me.

Looks like someone really did not put that much thought on this app.

You didn't even try. Take 10 minutes and rewrite it. If this Clan isn't worth that small amount of time to you, why should Gates even consider adding you?

This is boring. I'm bored, now.

you bored gates! this is not looking good

This is BORING. We expect people to put time in their app. make the recipient of the app feel like your serious to join the clan. You sir or ma'am are getting -2 from me.

Try to answer the questions to their entirety and some flavor to them. Don't be afraid to add a splash of color as well.

Did someone say COLOR?!

So there I am in the back of an '86 Ford Bronco, balls deep in this guy and going to town, and he turns around and says to me, "I don't think you're being a gentleman." So I swallowed my Copenhagen, took a handful of goodness from my bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and then I punched him in back of the head and said, "get back to work! I'm not paying you to think!"

True story of how Gates and I met.








...just trying to make this application somewhat interesting.

Valefar wrote:So there I am in the back of an '86 Ford Bronco, balls deep in this guy and going to town, and he turns around and says to me, "I don't think you're being a gentleman." So I swallowed my Copenhagen, took a handful of goodness from my bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and then I punched him in back of the head and said, "get back to work! I'm not paying you to think!"

True story of how Gates and I met.








...just trying to make this application somewhat interesting.

It made me lol.

Valefar wrote:So there I am in the back of an '86 Ford Bronco, balls deep in this guy and going to town, and he turns around and says to me, "I don't think you're being a gentleman." So I swallowed my Copenhagen, took a handful of goodness from my bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and then I punched him in back of the head and said, "get back to work! I'm not paying you to think!"

True story of how Gates and I met.








...just trying to make this application somewhat interesting.

Cope's for Vajayjays, get some general then you can play at being a man.

That is all.

Someone wake me up when this gets interesting...

psst. I vote no.