Pakistani_Pachyderm {World of Tanks}

Games you're interested in joining SSGS:
World of Tanks

In Game Account(s):
Pakistani_Pachyderm

Age: 25

Previous Clans:
1st) SVTD ; Steel Vipers Tiger Division
2nd) THNK2 ; Thinkerton 2

Reasons why you left those groups:
Both Clans were filled with friends I had from Beta, but command structures collapsed and everyone left, in turn causing me to leave as well. Not a large deciding factor but neither clan was active in the contests and competitions Wargaming holds.

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:
Favorite Tank) Hard to pick just 1. I have many favorites for different reasons. Top 3 are IS-8, KV-4, and Pre Patch KV w/ 107mm
Top Tank is my IS-7 which has a Crew of 393%

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:
In that place, near the area

If you could be an animal, what would you be?:
Mountain Lion

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:
Ask what color Gates underwear are.

What makes you want to join SSGS?:
I have played many platoons with you guys, and your extremely active in many gaming communities. I am tired of being in a soon to be great clan. Want greatness now . .

Previous Clan Wars experience?:
I have countless battles in Clan Wars as well as experience running a few battles here and there as tactical knowledge is lacking in a few of my previous clans.

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:
My time, my Metal, and my Honor.

What constitutes greatness, in your opinion?

I've always wondered what the difference is between a mountain lion and a normal lion that you'd find in the jungle... are they even the same species? why does one prefer the mountains? did they have a family argument that split them up? which one tastes better? what do humans taste like? why don't they like zebras? zebras are cute...

Gates wrote:What constitutes greatness, in your opinion?

The "Greatness" in which I refer to is a clan that has the following:
A fully established Chain of Command
A Dedicated group of members who are all fighting for the same cause
A Fun-loving assembly of active members in which to enjoy my day of tanking with.

Smg Execution wrote:I've always wondered what the difference is between a mountain lion and a normal lion that you'd find in the jungle... are they even the same species? why does one prefer the mountains? did they have a family argument that split them up? which one tastes better? what do humans taste like? why don't they like zebras? zebras are cute...

The difference between a Mountain Lion and a regular jungle dwelling Lion are:
Mountain Lions are on average 25-33% Larger then any other wild felines in the North American continent. Their tails are noticeably longer as well, commonly 3-4 times as long.
Mountain Lions also have a much more stringent diet then other cats of prey in its family, feasting mostly on Deer or Elk. Serving their finishing blow with a strike to their victims neck, severing its spinal cord.

Normal Lion in the Jungle? Someone's been watching the Lion King too much.

Mountain Lion, the ninja of the NA Animal kingdom. Don't even know they're there until they pounce.

Platooned with him last night. Talks non-stop but decent player. +1

Gates wrote:What constitutes greatness, in your opinion?

Was the right answer, you?

Love the app. Like the tanks. pretty nice on TS. +2

Played in Robs Tank Company. Blatantly ignored the commanders orders and went off on his own.

-10.
If I could deny I would.

Ninjers wrote:Played in Robs Tank Company. Blatantly ignored the commanders orders and went off on his own.

-10.
If I could deny I would.

Ninjers wrote:Played in Robs Tank Company. Blatantly ignored the commanders orders and went off on his own.

-10.
If I could deny I would.

I am in TS and trying to talk about this but no one is responding to me, including Ninjers, I think they might have me muted.

Holy Fuck. That is the biggest bullshit ive heard. I don't have you muted and you arent fucking talking.

-10 more

EDIT- No one reads chat dumbass. Learn to speak with your mouth

Ninjers wrote:Holy Fuck. That is the biggest bullshit ive heard. I don't have you muted and you arent fucking talking.

-10 more

EDIT- No one reads chat dumbass. Learn to speak with your mouth

I have been screaming into my fucking microphone for 5 minutes and no ones answering me, even switched to push to talk thinking it was a voice activation problem. I am going to look for my other microphone.

I think its clear to say that your not SSGS material. Good luck finding greatness.

-10.

Sorry!

Handsome_Rob wrote:I think its clear to say that your not SSGS material. Good luck finding greatness.

-10.

Sorry!

Well I am not sure how any of this is considered a argument, but that is the word I was hearing as I was asked to leave TS. I was told earlier that Gates is the guy I needed to talk to before I knew anything, kicked it in TS for a few hours and played a platoon match, appearantly twisted the wrong pair of panties *(Handsome Rob)* with pushing 7-8 Line on Abbey, and now am also in a heated debate with Ninjers because I have been fighting to make my back up microphone work. Not sure where the hurricane of feces came about but its here, and its assisted in my overstayed welcome. I have no problem with SSGS or its members and intend to leave with as little ruckus as possible.

Its not a debate. I win debates by default. cept...with gates.
If your mic was broken thats your problem. You just cant come here and say we have you muted. Poke someone and find out next time.

But, no, you will not work here in SSGS. Freelancers dont work here.

Im pretty sure he is negative on points ... so better luck in the future

im also sure gates hasnt said yes or no, or locked the thread yet. stop being a serious asshole to an application too please, makes us look bad. harsh is whatever but asshole, no. only gates when he feels like it.

I wanted to make a funny about the elephant in the room, but there just wasn't space for one.

Tsupernami wrote:

^Perfect