waffleofwar99's Application

In Game Account(s):
Age: Thirteen
Previous Clans: 82AD, -SAS-, and HSF.
Reasons why you left those groups: 82AD and -SAS- never won a clan battle, HSF was full of jerks
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: My favorite tank would probably have to be the IS-3, GW panther, or IS. My highest tier so far is just the IS-8, but I've also used the GW panther and T32, also have my T34 if need be. (Sold the T32, though, I hated it)
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: My nostrils
If you could be an animal, what would you be?: Narwhal crossed with an eagle
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: Leave him talking and go back to sleep
What makes you want to join SSGS?: The fact that you guys don't completely SUCK at clan wars, and seem at least somewhat humorous
Previous Clan Wars experience?: Over 100 battles
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: I would be nothing spectacular, nor something that drags the team down at all. I would be a regular clan wars member, doing his best in wiping the enemies face with a used baby diaper.

I hope you take me into consideration
Hugs and kisses,
waffle

Ingame name?

lamplight wrote:Ingame name?

waffleofwar9

Sorry! (Just one '9')

waffleofwar99 wrote:I hope you take me

Aren't you supposed to go on a date, first?

-1 for being thirteen.
-1 for an incorrect answer on the Gates question.
-1 for writing anything involving "a used baby diaper."


I'm frowning through awesome new pink-rimmed glasses, tutting and wagging my finger disapprovingly at you, young man.

Aw, you're not that old, Kitten. Act all nice and cute to the kid.

I'd like to see you do a little(or a lot) more damage per game in your high-tiers.

Do you have premium? Looking at your average experience I'm guessing not. It isn't really a bad thing but it really helps any grinds you may be doing. I'm also guessing here but you don't platoon very often right? I'm not trying to be a stat whore here but one thing that really concerns me when I look at your stats is the fact you have 5,594 battles and only 3,716 tanks destroyed. You aren't averaging at least one tank kill a game.

lamplight wrote:I'd like to see you do a little(or a lot) more damage per game in your high-tiers.

What lamplight said is true and a little weird. You have an average 1146 damage per battle in your is3. Do you not have the BL9 on it? That's only three shots penning with the BL9.

This is in no way us saying no to your app. I'm just curious about your playstyle. Get on ts and start platooning with people so we get a feel for how you play.

Alright, I can see how all of you guys could give me '-1's on my application. But I'm not your stereotypical 13-year-old. And yes, I do have little damage in my high-tiers, this is because I'm very aggressive and tend to be on the tip of an assault or flank, and as a result, I get a nice big snuggly T95 in my face. And I'd be glad to platoon with anyone! I don't like battling alone And yes, I do very often suck. I tend to go my own way during a normal public match, which results in me being a pile of delicious charred metal. That's a different story in clan battles. I have enough CW experience that I know that if ANY tank goes his/her own way, that person is dead in seconds. And yes, some of these things are due to my young age. But if I get on your teamspeak server, you'll hear that I sound like I'm 16-18, I've been told.

Hugs and kisses,
waffle

waffleofwar99 wrote:

This is my application to join SSGS

What makes you want to join SSGS?: The fact that you guys don't completely SUCK at clan wars, and seem at least somewhat humorous

waffle

The fact we don't "completely suck", so you trying to say we still suck? not completely but we still suck.

And in your last comment you said you have "enough clan war experience" but you only have a tier 9 "is8".
How do you do clan wars when you do not have a tier 10? do clans even use a tier 9 for clan wars?
I'm not trying to be a stat whore like deadman said too, but in those 5594 battles the highest you have is a tier 9 stock is8?

No, that's not quite what I meant... I meant "completely SUCK" in that you guys are NOT a clan that has an inability to shoot 1 round off in a clan wars battle before being completely blown to bits.

Doomkitten wrote:-1 for being thirteen.
-1 for an incorrect answer on the Gates question.
-1 for writing anything involving "a used baby diaper."


I'm frowning through awesome new pink-rimmed glasses, tutting and wagging my finger disapprovingly at you, young man.

Don't hate on children
What was the Gates question?
Baby diapers are awesome!

If you're pushing flanks, might be why you hate the T32. Though it can take a hit more than the tier 9 T34 could back in the day, and was clearly an improvement on the T29, it's hull still wasn't the best.

Either way, you sound like a nice and willing guy. Good luck.

PS. Almost all of us here loved the T32!

you might want to edit the "clan you been in" because you have been in more than 3 clans sir.
hint hint: 5 clans.

Yaya, I forgot the last one I was in, ROA, I was in it for about two days. They had 6 other people. Obvious why I left.

we haz new heidi

What?

waffleofwar99 wrote:What?

Ignore him. Hes the clan retard.

That's... great?

It's perfect, for you. The position is filled.

We have:
>Clan Whelp
>Clan Bitch (we have two more spaces)
>Clan drunk (I don't get drunk enough any more to fill this position. Only twice in the past week)
>And a clan member that we need to constantly ban from the WoT forums.

Is the position Clan Member still open for a waffle you might be considering? I still need to talk with Gates, I'll get on the TS and wait.

waffleofwar99 wrote:Is the position Clan Member still open for a waffle you might be considering? I still need to talk with Gates, I'll get on the TS and wait.

Gates is busy being a loner and hanging out in the AFK channel. I'd try finding someone to platoon with to pass the time.

Well I don't have permission to see into other channels, so finding a person isn't easy.

You already type better than 90% of the clan, regardless of age, so +1 from me.

Ignore these knobs and find Gates on TS.

Yaay, thanks!