Lolface's Application

Games you're interested in joining SSGS:World of Tanks
In Game Account(s):Lolface105
Age:14
Previous Clans:BOSAF
Reasons why you left those groups:Havn't yet waiting to see if SSGS will accept me
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:favorite tank is the t34, highest teir is 8
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:on the hand...he can shake it
If you could be an animal, what would you be?:the tiger because it is my zodiac sign
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:depends on if im at my dads houde or my moms house
What makes you want to join SSGS?:once i get a teir 10 or teir 8 arty i would like to try out Clan wars
Previous Clan Wars experience?:None
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:i can give about 1000 gold or more to the clan each month if necessary.

Looks pretty solid. Could have answered the Gates questions abit better I think.

For you to be considered in our Application process you need to first drop your previous Clan's in-game tags. Also, just as an fyi, if you were to be accepted into SSGS, you'd be placed into our Clan Wars training Division, SSGS3, until you have an end-tier tank, or possibly sooner/longer depending on various factors.

TheRussian wrote:Looks pretty solid

Solid as jelly?

Consider this your first job application. You need to stand out from the rest. You didn't. You need to make us want to like you, not just assume it.

Good point on that. Both of you.

ill drop my clan tags right away sir, and sorry about the gates question i thought it was a little joke but since i now know its a really question this is my updated answer. "If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you":anywhere thats not sexual in anyway

That's the point- it is a joke. We are trying to get a handle on your personality

Would you rather be stuck in a tiny room for five minutes with an angry badger, or be tackled by Oprah? Your application hinges on this answer....

my answer is:i would rather be tackled by oprah because it wont kill me...unless she sits on me

It appears we must teach you the way of the humor.

For example, it's spelt humour.

Tsuper here In 'Merica we type something and that's how it's spelled. Don't need no damn auto correct. But really I'm pretty sure the second u in "humour" is a non American spelling.

What's the colour of humour in a threatre?

parkerparkerm wrote:Tsuper here In 'Merica we type something and that's how it's spelled. Don't need no damn auto correct. But really I'm pretty sure the second u in "humour" is a non American spelling.

Therefore the correct one

But we don't need to debate this, it's been mentioned many times in past topics, I was just trying to give our little applicant here an idea of what we're like.

OT: A lot of people your age have left because they can't take a little joke, or make things worse for themselves. Are you mature enough to take a joke, and prepared to dish it back if need be?

(Like this: Moncky, you're a dick.

<3 you!)

i can be funny but i need people to be funny with, i cant be funny alone.

Lolface105 wrote:i can be funny but i need people to be funny with, i cant be funny alone.

Yes you can! I believe in you!

Another application that requires me to step in and eviscerate a youngster's hopes and dreams? Sigh. If I must.

Poor grammar, horrible capitalisation, no humour, cringe-worthy name and all wrapped up in a fourteen year old package? If I ruled the world I would roast your body on a spit, on an open fire, basting it with honey and rum over the space of twelve hours, then feed it to my neighbours dog. It's a sad state of affairs that I don't, quite honestly. Sure I'm usually a bitch to new apps, but this one makes it far too easy. Is it Heidi Mk.II?

-1

PS. Valefar, I want to inseminate you with all my babies for that question.

thank you moncky23

You are most unwelcome.

Tsupernami wrote:

parkerparkerm wrote:Tsuper here In 'Merica we type something and that's how it's spelled. Don't need no damn auto correct. But really I'm pretty sure the second u in "humour" is a non American spelling.

Therefore the correct one

But we don't need to debate this, it's been mentioned many times in past topics, I was just trying to give our little applicant here an idea of what we're like.

OT: A lot of people your age have left because they can't take a little joke, or make things worse for themselves. Are you mature enough to take a joke, and prepared to dish it back if need be?

(Like this: Moncky, you're a dick.

<3 you!)

so in other words are Tsuper wants to be gay with you moncky, <3's your dick O_o.

Pretty much

Oh, okay Doomkitten, i didnt know i was enrolling for a new school instead of a clan because i guess Doomkitten is a teacher.

There's your homour asshole.

I don't know if you've noticed this yet or not, so because you're 14, I'll spell it out for you.

Fuck off.