Application for WoT

Games you're interested in joining SSGS:
World of Tanks

In Game Account(s):
TheSlimShady

Age:
16

Previous Clans:
An alt clan with hardly anyone active, and another small clan who did not fit with me.

Reasons why you left those groups:
Hardly anyone was active, I did not feel treated as a valued member, and they were
unwilling to work with circumstances that had popped up beyond my control.

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:
Super Pershing. I've played to the IS-3 line, it was disappointing, but I have had exp in T6-8 most countries.
Currently my SP is at 272% crew, with maxed Repair, 72% BiA. I have over 300 battles with over 50% winrate.
EDIT : In my SP ^ ^

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:
My wallet... it's looking a little low.

If you could be an animal, what would you be?:
Panther. I like speed, power, and cunning.

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:
Run out of my house screaming "I NEED AN ADULT!!"

What makes you want to join SSGS?:
Your member was very respectful, and a refreshing break from normal pub games. He offered
me a spot, and seeing as how polite he was, I believe it would be worth it to give it a shot.

Previous Clan Wars experience?:
None so far, still trying to find my niche in tanks.

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:
I can give my tanks, my totally amazing skills (so much sarcasm, it burns), my humor, such as it is, and..
Hang on, my chicken is on fire.

Good Guy. Platooned with him. +1 Should be on team speak shortly.
I like the app. +1 Has a smart way of grinding (only keeping two tanks) +1

Hello, we are polite (well we should be) but we will also wind each other up.

Almost like a family, but all we want from you is maturity and respect, but also the confidence in yourself and the ability to listen to and carry out the CO's orders.

Everyone gets riled up sometimes..
I would say maturity and respect is a non-issue,
because I give as I would receive.

-1 for not knowing "Panther" isn't a distinct species of animal but actually a generic name referring to Leopards, Jaguars and so forth.

If Slim is American, this applies. If not, disregard. Optional -1 for attempting sarcasm.

Don't listen to these people saying we're polite, we're actually all horrible.

Maybe your not doom. Im a polite guy 95% of the time.

I think we should have a chart in the SSGS main office of all the people Doom managed to scare away in an application. I'm so glad you weren't around when I applied all those years ago XD

I'm going for the high score, getting in my kills before they become armoured and resilient!

Tsupernami wrote:I think we should have a chart in the SSGS main office of all the people Doom managed to scare away in an application. I'm so glad you weren't around when I applied all those years ago XD

haha

We have a vicious kitty

Doomkitten wrote:I'm going for the high score, getting in my kills before they become armoured and resilient!

Do you know how upsetting it is to receive a PM from you, but not be able to send one back because you've got PMs blocked?

Adorable baby giraffe avatar > taxonomic inconsistencies

...so +1 from me.

Doomkitten wrote:-1 for not knowing "Panther" isn't a distinct species of animal but actually a generic name referring to Leopards, Jaguars and so forth.

If Slim is American, this applies. If not, disregard. Optional -1 for attempting sarcasm.

Don't listen to these people saying we're polite, we're actually all horrible.

Panthers, in America, are Panthers. AKA cougar or mountain lion. Panthers in Europe can refer to any of the above. Get it straight! /Defendingmyownfavoriteanimalappanswer

TheRussian wrote:Maybe your not doom. Im a polite guy 95% of the time.

Think your sarcasm detector is broken there, Russian. Probably wanna take that back to the the dealer to get it looked at.

Tsupernami wrote:Do you know how upsetting it is to receive a PM from you, but not be able to send one back because you've got PMs blocked?

Oh, that's part of my program of systematic psychological warfare, dear.

Don't worry, there's no charge for that.

DarrikVkir wrote:Panthers, in America, are Cougars.

That's what's great about America - you're free to exercise your right to be wrong without fear of execution! Except in Texas.
<3

We took your language from you, it's ours now and we can use it how we want!

Platooned with him, good guy, good tanker, +1

Victory!
Battle: Murovanka Friday, February 01, 2013 4:11:41 PM
Vehicle: T26E4 Super Pershing
Experience received: 1,587
Credits received: 90,771
Battle Achievements: Steel Wall, Cool-Headed

In case an example should need to be provided.

The achievement is called "Cool-Headed" but when you're getting it, the only thing going thru your mind is "HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA DIE".

lol, when I applied.
All Gates said was:

"Gimme a joke...'

I said " why did the dead babies cross the street?'

"why"

"because someone kicked them"

"Thats not funny"

Still isn't.

xxPIRANHAxx wrote:lol, when I applied.
All Gates said was:

"Gimme a joke...'

I said " why did the dead babies cross the street?'

"why"

"because someone kicked them"

"Thats not funny"

I've known AIDS funnier than this joke.
I'd forgive you, honestly I would, but the joke is so unforgivable that if I was to do so I'd have to then kill you by beating you to death with a yak.

Sorry!