62ndairborne- Application

Game Account(s): 62ndAirborne, USN_Antarctica-Secondary
Age: 17
Previous Clans: HSF, EU
Reasons why you left those groups: not alot for me there
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: IS-7, the IS-7
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: if Gates was a girl then only a teen can think of what i would do.
If you could be an animal, what would you be?: polar Bear I love my Coke. plus a lot more then that.
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: If Gates was a girl i would say way to many things that would be fun.
What makes you want to join SSGS?: fun clan( i hope) and have some new people to talk to and a lot more.
Previous Clan Wars experience?: yes but not alot
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:Depends what do you want.

Well, I was going to post something degrading, insulting and moderately funny, but I'll leave that for doomkitten. She does a much better job of making fun of the awfulness then I.

O'what fun

62ndAirborne wrote:Previous Clan Wars experience?: yes but not alot

What kind of clan wars experience does that "yes, but not a lot" consist of? Have someone set a strategy, follow that strategy, do what you're told? Or drive around with no set plan and hope for the best?

62ndAirborne wrote:The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:Depends what do you want.

We want personality, the ability to think, and some goddamn cupcakes.

now we wait for our tiger to approach its prey

Cupcakes... Yum. Also in other news underwhelming Applicant is underwhelming. Hope you're good on TS.

62ndAirborne wrote:
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: if Gates was a girl then only a teen can think of what i would do.

Fumble around blindly, struggle to even get the fucking bra off and in the process tug the poor girl's breasts into positions never meant for the human anatomy to cope with. Finally, you give in, and resort instead to an unsatisfying and ultimately relationship-ruining fingering session. She never calls again.

62ndAirborne wrote:
If you could be an animal, what would you be?: polar Bear I love my Coke. plus a lot more then that.
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: If Gates was a girl i would say way to many things that would be fun.

The other answers are all, frankly, fucking abysmal, but these two just exemplify why I should be allowed to pull off your head and eat all the soft, gooey, inside bits. "I love my Coke. plus a lot more then that". Elaborate? Hell, use the right words, spell the ones you do use correctly, add some awareness of what punctuation actually means.

Your application is meant to be an example of your quality. It's a first impression, a request to join and a glimpse into your personality all rolled into one. It's the single most important thing you'll ever post on the forum here. This one basically says "meh, I don't really give that much of a fuck." If you don't give enough of a damn to care about your app then why should I give a fuck about insulting you for how shit it is?

LOL ON THE FIRST PART

do not accept me as an applicant then or USN_Antarctica

Kay, bye.

Doomkitten must be in upper management...

No. Just more like honest.

Fuck this sandbox- I'm taking my toys and leaving!

Well, gee, you know, when you're 17 and stats are rough, the least one could do is show some real, genuine effort in at least one area- the application. So when anyone fails to do that, to whine and go 'well, then im not applying ne moar!' is just shallow. You can take your 47% w/r and your 75% h/r and go, I don't want to invest time into kids like that.