Gaterz --application

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: World of Tanks

In Game Account(s): Gaterz

Age: 40's

Previous Clans: Merc, HSX

Reasons why you left those groups: Merc was my first clan shortly after I started this game and didn't know much. Found they weren't a good match. Left HSX because they were a stagnant clan. A year ago when I joined they had big plans to enter CW. Today they can't even field a tank company!!

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: IS-7, IS-4. But I'm an arty man. I love arty, any arty. I have the xp and am just saving the credits to get my GW Type E (need about 2mil more). Did I mention that I love arty?

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: He can't touch me with those hands...they're not soft.

If you could be an animal, what would you be?: Do furries count?

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: I'd listen, see below

What makes you want to join SSGS?: I've watch Smiggetti's old youtube videos and Gates' voice is so fucking sexy. I get wood. Also 'tooned up with sharkd12 and asked about SSGS. He had good things to say. Made me even harder...

Previous Clan Wars experience?: None

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: I'm in Vegas so I'll bring the hookers.

I like the app, except...

Should I be the one to break his heart and tell him that the GW Type E is not used in ClanWars?

Do you support Gewns in any way, shape, or form?

Would you still be younger than our token old guy horn?

Gates wrote:I like the app, except...

Should I be the one to break his heart and tell him that the GW Type E is not used in ClanWars?

GWE Best arty ever. OP as shit.

*EDIT* If you love arty and plan on getting most of them...save getting the Bat155 for last. The 155 really spoils you with its turret and autoloader. Cant touch my t92 because the 155 fucked me up.

Has hookers, has wood for Gates, used punctuation, somehow managed to mention furries.

No DoomCupcakes pulls the average down a little bit, but still, this rates a very solid B+.

Gates wrote:I like the app, except...

Should I be the one to break his heart and tell him that the GW Type E is not used in ClanWars?

Hold me Gates

Doomkitten wrote:Has hookers, has wood for Gates, used punctuation, somehow managed to mention furries.

No DoomCupcakes pulls the average down a little bit, but still, this rates a very solid B+.

B+? Seriously? You must have been grading on a curve

If I knew what I was doing when I started this game I would have went for the T92. Hey, I thought anything following a "tiger" had to be great

triple post D:
Does not wan't

Not everything needs to be perfect, Puppet.

At least let the guy time to figure out how to use forums, first. It's not like he's posting unintelligibly, just needs to learn how to use the forums to post properly.

Gaterz wrote:If I knew what I was doing when I started this game I would have went for the T92. Hey, I thought anything following a "tiger" had to be great

You'd think that right? Hated the GWT when I played it. Could not stand the gun swing on it. m40/43 and the teir 7 lorraine arty were much better.

puppet_boy wrote:triple post D:
Does not wan't

He used punctuation and complete sentences, at least....

A decent application and applicant! You, sir, are a rare breed 'round these parts.

Awww, a loss of points for triple posting takes you down to a B, but it's still a whole lot better than most of the scum I have to deflower on these app boards.

Congratulations, you are more evolved than the sub-human, 19 chromosome owning, half-breed scum I normally chew out. Coming from me, that's actually a monumental compliment. I hope you stick around and leave a good impression on TS!

Triple posted from a PHONE. I was lucky I could see the damn thread.

+1. I ran with him. he is good. good end tier

Gaterz wrote:Triple posted from a PHONE. I was lucky I could see the damn thread.

You fuckin tell 'em!