Coat1 Application

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: World of tanks, maybe War Thunder

In Game Account(s): Coat1

Age: 21

Previous Clans: 4th, 121st, Tazer, HAV0K Rising

Reasons why you left those groups: (4th) Left due to it members never online, (121ST) Platoon group but there was no CW dreams, Left due to looking for more (CWs), (TAZER) Thought I could run a clan, didn't work out as I wanted to experience CW but never got the members to do it, (HAV0K Rising) In it for almost a year, did clan wars (starting roster) for 5 months, Left because of turnover of members and officers, plus was super busy with School, Co-op, work.

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: My favorite tanks are the 50-2 for the lolz, IS-7 because it was my first teir 10, Super pershing because it is nothing funnier then a pubbie calling hacks because he can't pen your armor. My new love the type 62 HEAT spam has never been so much fun and Chinese to boot. Top tanks IS-7, IS-4, Bat chat, T110E3, Obj 261.

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: Any where but the hair this Flow is the only thing I've got, Fonz would be proud.

If you could be an animal, what would you be?: Tiger A loyal animal that also is a hell of a hunter as well as a defender. Plus they just so purdy and those stripes RAWR!

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: Answer the phone because Fonz would too, if I didn't answer it I'd be a square and that ain't right plus AY! never gets old. Gates can lay it all on me, just let me have it, no really lay it all out there.

What makes you want to join SSGS?: Smiggetti youtube page, The epic battle vs. ArmsDealer in his Maus and winning (<-----I love this part )

Previous Clan Wars experience?: HAV0K Rising 5 months worth Landings/in land battles

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: Platooning, Clan wars, New friends/clan mates, find people to grind tanks with.

I like it. I wanna see what the kitten has to say. +1 from me though. Good app imo

Welcome. So you like happy days?

I love the Fonz. Seriously, I would be on Arthur like white on rice only with more "me love you long time!" and less carbohydrates.

However, you are not the Fonz.

Starting from that point let's review the pluses and minuses.

++ You killed Gates.
+ You like the Fonz.
+ You like Tigers. Tigers are good.
++ You killed Gates.
+ Punctuation and capitalisation present.
++ You killed Gates.
+ Spelling is mostly right.
+ I actually cracked a smile at the app.
(11)

- Punctuation and capitalisation present but not accurate.
- You used lolz.
-- You used lolz and meant it without any hint of irony.
-- Still no fucking cupcakes. I want my cupcakes.
-- YOU ARE NOT THE FONZ.
-- You killed Gates!
(-10)


Overall result: (1) SURVIVAL! You are not to be cast to the sharks, nor will your flesh be rendered from your bones and used to feed my children. You show enough potential that I believe you may well avoid the fate of becoming an illiterate yob. Because of this, I think it's worth giving you the opportunity to live long enough to improve your grammar to a Doom-acceptable level. From now on, you shall be addressed as Herbert. Also, bring me some damn cupcakes.

Please do not fail me by being Heidi (or emulating Arthur Fonzarelli) on TS.

Where does it say he killed gates?

@Tsupernami: You bet ya I do.

@Doomkitten: Thank you for your +1, on a side note, I like Fonz but I have to sadly inform you that I can no longer do AY anymore my voice box can't handle it.
Ps. Funny you mention cupcakes had a box of them yesterday while playing with gates. Sorry there is none left. Herbert? Interest in school/co-op they called me Goldberg.

@Ipwndulstnght: What makes you want to join SSGS?: Smiggetti youtube page, The epic battle vs. ArmsDealer in his Maus and winning (<-----I love this part )

Hmmm killed gates.... +10 but you havent killed Mass_ yet so thats a -9

Garuda wrote:Hmmm killed gates.... +10 but you havent killed Mass_ yet so thats a -9

You make it sound like killing Mass is hard.

Sorry i misunderstood i though you were going off of the smigg's youtube vids part and saying that smigg killed gates lol

coat1 wrote:@Doomkitten: Funny you mention cupcakes had a box of them yesterday while playing with gates. Sorry there is none left. Herbert? Interest in school/co-op they called me Goldberg.

1) No cupcakes = Death by shark. Especially if you taunt me with them. Fucker.
2) Herbert is the Fonz's middle name. Shame on you for not knowing this!

Platooned with him a few nights ago, pretty swell dude, quiet though. +1

someone call for cupcakes?

flarenight wrote:someone call for cupcakes?

Oh lawd. Better break out the straight jacket for Mass. It's for his own good.

flarenight wrote:someone call for cupcakes?

damn my diabetus...

You all need to leave me alone with this cupcake thread for an hour or two.

Mmmm, cupcake sleigh, how I love you.

how about more cupcakes?


personally though. i like to put cupcakes on my cupcakes so i can eat cupcakes while eating cupcakes.

Spoiler:

flarenight wrote:how about more cupcakes?


personally though. i like to put cupcakes on my cupcakes so i can eat cupcakes while eating cupcakes.

Spoiler:

Just don't forget the milk!

Good app so far

Hop on TS and look for anyone with a Top Hat next to their name(open a txt chat, not poke)

Pretty sure what mass means is you should find the guy on ts with the name ArmsDealer and poke him. Poke him a lot.

yeah

I call dibs though

Yeah, Poke Gates during Clan Wars. Trust me. It'll go well.

we arent kidding. that's the best time to do it

Open a text chat? You guys notice that? I barely remember to check pokes if I'm flying planes, nevermind text chat

Massacre wrote:yeah

I call dibs though

You can't call dibs the day after I give him tags.