Application for SSGS

Which Division of Gentleman Gaming(Super Secret Gentleman's Squadron, Blue Turret, MEN, or Heavy Turret) are you looking to join?
SSGS
Which Game(s) are you interested in taking part in?
World Of tanks
In Game Account(s):
ctrlaltkiller
Age:
14
Previous Clans:
CTR / HTDB / 13th / CB3 / CB4 / NBT ( currently in NBT, will leave if accepted into SSGS )
Reasons why you left those groups:
I was in those clans while i was first starting out
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:
My favourite tank that I've played is the T18, that little sucker will derp hard and BOOOM 1 shot / my highest teir is a X (IS7) and I'm currently working on the batchat, so far I'm at the teir IX lorraine 40t 
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let them touch you:
My leg
If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?:
A cougar because it prowls in the bushes and pops out and attacks his prey
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:
Tell him to call me in the morning
What makes you want to join our Community?:
Fun platooning and having a great time
Previous Clan Wars experience?:
Being an Field Commander during battles
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you, the player, invest back into the clan?:
I would invest my time and commitment to the clan during clan wars/ platoons

You won't pass the application process for SSGS.

May i know why?

How much time do you have?

The application shows a lack of effort.
You didn't leave your prior clan before filling it out, showing a lack of commitment.
Your stats put you in the "God awful" range.
Your age.

The only, and I genuinely mean ONLY way you'd ever be able to pass it is if you had the balls to drop your tags and then somehow convince one of the two smaller divisions to pick you up, then spend a LOT of time improving yourself as a player in this game. We're talking months. Plural. You applied to a competitive CW clan, you aught to act like it.