Application - SSGS2

Which Division of Gentleman Gaming(Super Secret Gentleman's Squadron, Blue Turret, MEN, or Heavy Turret) are you looking to join?

SSGS2 - I'm working up to tier 10, and look to do CW eventually, but for now I just want to tank with cool people while drinking a fine quality single malt scotch. Can there truly be a more noble goal?

Which Game(s) are you interested in taking part in?

WoT

In Game Account(s):

PMJ79

Age:

33 - Old enough to enjoy good scotch

Previous Clans:

[STUG]

Reasons why you left those groups:

Very inactive clan. There would be at most 5 people on, and usually less than that. Those who were on were good people, but I'd like to be in a clan with a bit more activity and potential to 'move up the ranks'

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:

Favorite tank is the M18 Hellcat because it is a ninja assassin that teleports across the map and makes pubbies cry. I run camo, binocs, and rammer on mine and it is the most fun vehicle to drive.

Highest tier is IS-3 which is also a great tank, and am working up the Soviet Heavy, Soviet Medium, and American Turret TD lines (latter 2 are at tier 7)

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let them touch you:

He could touch my back / shoulders as we embraced in a mighty man-hug. He could also touch my fist with his fist as we bumped them in the celebration of scotch and the joy it brings. Also, some light petting.

If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?:

I would be a majestic Narwhale - swimming through the ocean with the grace of a ballet dancer, and the stabby horn-i-ness of a Rhino

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:

I'd get out my favourite scotch and poor myself a glass. I'd then put on my listening hat, find a comfortable leather arm-chair, and sit down because I know I'd be in for one heck of a conversation.

What makes you want to join our Community?:

I'd like to play tanks with cool people who both know how to actually aim and shoot at the red tanks, while enjoying the game. I'd also like to be in a clan where I can grow my abilities and progress towards CW

Previous Clan Wars experience?:

None

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you, the player, invest back into the clan?:

An active player who is improving, and will bring what I can to make it a cool place to hang out. Also, I have a big house so if a clan member comes to Australia, they can come over and drink scotch with me.

e: I'm also a bit dumb and probably should have waited to post this as am traveling to Perth for work over the next 3 nights and so won't be on tanks. I do look to try and catch-up on TS tonight however.

This is my favorite app i have ever seen posted here. +1 from me, and would be interested in seeing him in HT when he comes "of age"

Scotch

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Drink it all down.

Also, I was thinking a little more about the animal question (great question by the way). I want to re-enforce my choice of the Narwhale. They are pretty much the unicorn of the seas, but better because they are real, and they are less prancy. In the Jules Verne book, 20,000 leagues under the sea, the original theory on what is putting big ass holes in their boats is a giant narwhale. Of course it turns out to be the first ever submarine, but just the fact that the characters figured the only thing badass enough to take out their boats was a giant Narwhale goes a long way into showing just how awesome an animal it is.

So yeah, Narwhales.

Anyway, what I actualyl wanted to say was that I'm sorry I missed people on TS last night but got caught up in packing and getting ready for my work trip, and won't be back until the weekend. Looking forward to playing tanks with you all soon.

PMJ79 wrote:I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Drink it all down.

down down down. Down in my belly

First word i saw was Scotch. +1

Approved for SSGS2.

I now know how to get insta-accepted. Scotch

Yeah, too bad you're not old enough to drink it.

Do you "something Awful"?

Ah who cares, SSGS2 could use a guy like you.

NordicRose wrote:Do you "something Awful"?

Ah who cares, SSGS2 could use a guy like you.

I'm a goon from SA, Yes. Happy about it too.

That being said, I don't rage (much) at dumb pubbies, and I don't think I'm better than anyone (especially not Narwhales). However, I do find that making pubbies cry is funny as hell.

I think SSGS is cool dudes, but if it looks like I won't fit in, that's totally cool by me. I'd rather figure that out now than join up and find out that I don't fit in.

Also, scotch.

Find Gates/Armsdealer or Scrambles on TS and ask them for 2 tags.

Yeah, find someone not Darrik because he forgot the email to the SSGS2 account.

#Goonsruineverything

Welcome to the Community.

PMJ79 wrote:

NordicRose wrote:Do you "something Awful"?

Ah who cares, SSGS2 could use a guy like you.

I'm a goon from SA, Yes. Happy about it too.

That being said, I don't rage (much) at dumb pubbies, and I don't think I'm better than anyone (especially not Narwhales). However, I do find that making pubbies cry is funny as hell.

I think SSGS is cool dudes, but if it looks like I won't fit in, that's totally cool by me. I'd rather figure that out now than join up and find out that I don't fit in.

Also, scotch.

IM not saying it's a bad thing, I had an SA account as well.....However me being stupid, the note card I wrote my pass on, went through the washing machine, in my pants pocket...Leaving it un readable, and for that matter in multiple pieces.
I don't even think I ever posted anything.