Applying for MEN

Have been in the community for a while now, noticed the MEN group is a little short on people. If I can help let me know.

Maybe you're well known here, but usually we like to see an app posted.

apps are nice, yes. thats how i usually get off, ya know? reading an app and all of a sudden SPLOOGE! then you have to clean your computer monitor but its all sticky and you dont want to do it so you have your neighbors mom come down from 3 states away to clean it for you and then things progress and you end up splooging all over you neighbors mom who lives 3 states away, like i said before, and then she has to take a shower before she heads home so that her husband doesnt know that this happened but then you go into the bathroom not realizing she is still showering, despite the running water sound, and you end up splooging all over your bathroom and her so she ends up cleaning your bathroom and then taking another shower and it ends in an endless cycle... just one of those things, you know?

Ipwndulstnght wrote:apps are nice, yes. thats how i usually get off, ya know? reading an app and all of a sudden SPLOOGE! then you have to clean your computer monitor but its all sticky and you dont want to do it so you have your neighbors mom come down from 3 states away to clean it for you and then things progress and you end up splooging all over you neighbors mom who lives 3 states away, like i said before, and then she has to take a shower before she heads home so that her husband doesnt know that this happened but then you go into the bathroom not realizing she is still showering, despite the running water sound, and you end up splooging all over your bathroom and her so she ends up cleaning your bathroom and then taking another shower and it ends in an endless cycle... just one of those things, you know?

What The Fuck 

Oculus wrote:
What The Fuck 

is there a flaw in my story?

Age: Old enough

CIA: Entry level clan, outgrew them

Object 140 Damage `1140
IS7 Damage 1106
E100 Damage 1190
E50M Damage 1032
BC155-58 Damage 1283

nbmjhk6 wrote:Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

This guy. This guy gets it

Quantum_mech wrote:Age: Old enough

CIA: Entry level clan, outgrew them

Object 140 Damage `1140
IS7 Damage 1106
E100 Damage 1190
E50M Damage 1032
BC155-58 Damage 1283

Try again....

http://ssgs.up-your.net/t24-how-to-set-up-your-application-read-before-applying-ts3-info-here

Ipwndulstnght wrote:apps are nice, yes. thats how i usually get off, ya know? reading an app and all of a sudden SPLOOGE! then you have to clean your computer monitor but its all sticky and you dont want to do it so you have your neighbors mom come down from 3 states away to clean it for you and then things progress and you end up splooging all over you neighbors mom who lives 3 states away, like i said before, and then she has to take a shower before she heads home so that her husband doesnt know that this happened but then you go into the bathroom not realizing she is still showering, despite the running water sound, and you end up splooging all over your bathroom and her so she ends up cleaning your bathroom and then taking another shower and it ends in an endless cycle... just one of those things, you know?

what in blue blazes did I just read 

He is in ht?

You should probably get out more often Ipwnd.

Lol i do believe this needs to be transferred to divisional transfers.

That being said, +1 from me. He does what hes told, regardless of how "wtf" it sounds. Also, he has a knack for staying alive in his mediums.