Porkland's APP for NF

In Game Account: Porkland
Age: 23
Previous Fleets: DC, GS
Reasons why you left those fleets: DC had 12 year olds on the mic at all times, GS didnt have mics at all
What is the favorite ship you've played and why: DDX project because its well balanced for a DD
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: my butt, its super sensitive lol
If you could be an animal, what would you be?: liger
What's your phone number? Your sign? Can Gates call you about any sexual fantasies that he has about you?: dont have a "phone number", libra, and i guess so
What makes you want to join SSGS?: i know people and they have the best logo ever, and you know you need porkland
Requested Squadron: the one hitoki is in, hes a real pal

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We do have a kid that gets onto TS that's younger. Just one, but he does get onto TS and he's more than welcome. Granted, he doesn't make me want to punch him in the face, which for anyone under 16, is quite a leap.

Our TS is pretty diverse, from my and Shad's non existent accent to Horn and Xerx's thick southern drawl to not being able to hear Trigger over his head up his own ass. But I loves me some Triggy poo.

Anyway. TS is kinda crazy and a hell of a lot of fun. You going to be okay with lots of different people on TS? (Hitoki included. <3)

xerx was in my last squad with me so we are cool

i just got tired of "f this f this this is bs.... press this button ... on r ... r r r r r rr r r r r rr) .... i wanted to kill myself ...

porkland wrote:xerx was in my last squad with me so we are cool

i just got tired of "f this f this this is bs.... press this button ... on r ... r r r r r rr r r r r rr) .... i wanted to kill myself ...

???? i made no sense of that....

Gates wrote:Our TS is pretty diverse, from my and Shad's non existent accent to Horn and Xerx's thick southern drawl to not being able to hear Trigger over his head up his own ass. But I loves me some Triggy poo.

so when he finally gets his head out of his ass everyonce and awhile u lick all the poo off his face???? >

i think hes implying that they were always swearing for no reason

I still have to find a new mic set, haven't be able to find my old one >.<

Oh, yeah, if ya can't take swearing, it might be a bad idea, too. I swear connnnnnnstantly. (Mostly while playing BB.)

Careful, I might suddenly appear in your fridge when teh vulgarities get of teh hand.

no, im totally fine with swearing ... they just didnt do it in conversation .. that WAS the conversation

typical conversation on the TS

me: hi everyone
other person : this game is stupid, f**king bb is hunting me i swear .. NOOOOOOOO(eardrum breaking scream) ... *obscenity string for 10 minutes for no reason till everyone logs off* ....... 5 min pause ... hi porkland
me: bad day?
other person: *silent for 5 minutes* *swearing about rl for 10 minutes* *logs out*
me: ok then ....




as long as there's actual conversation, I'll be just fine

I wouldn't go near the Battlefield Bad. Co. 2 room, then. Usually I'm pissing and moaning about it, lol

Gates wrote:I wouldn't go near the Battlefield Bad. Co. 2 room, then. Usually I'm pissing and moaning about it, lol

Or I am screaming because I'm getting killed every 5 seconds after I spawn. haha.

And what do you mean you can't hear anyone over me?! I'm not that loud... =/ lol

merctrigger wrote:

Gates wrote:I wouldn't go near the Battlefield Bad. Co. 2 room, then. Usually I'm pissing and moaning about it, lol

Or I am screaming because I'm getting killed every 5 seconds after I spawn. haha.

And what do you mean you can't hear anyone over me?! I'm not that loud... =/ lol

quiet down trigger, im trying to hear everyone else, you're not the only one hear

Man, Tsuper. For someone who is from the country that English came from, you are really horrible with the grammar of the said language.

merctrigger wrote:Man, Tsuper. For someone who is from the country that English came from, you are really horrible with the grammar of the said language.

oh cock, big error, very big error

lol...

...wut?

Gates wrote:lol...

...wut?

i think he said triggy has a big cock

porkland wrote:no, im totally fine with swearing ... they just didnt do it in conversation .. that WAS the conversation

typical conversation on the TS

me: hi everyone
other person : this game is stupid, f**king bb is hunting me i swear .. NOOOOOOOO(eardrum breaking scream) ... *obscenity string for 10 minutes for no reason till everyone logs off* ....... 5 min pause ... hi porkland
me: bad day?
other person: *silent for 5 minutes* *swearing about rl for 10 minutes* *logs out*
me: ok then ....




as long as there's actual conversation, I'll be just fine

some servers are like that on TF2, it makes me wanna shoot myself

Gates wrote:lol...

...wut?

My thoughts exactly. Once again, his grammar sucked on that one so no one could understand what he was trying to convey.

c'mon tsuper, you're not just gonna take that are you

Oh, he'll take it. Because God knows the day Tsu puts effort into his writing, we'll all freeze in hell. >:3

Q: what you think? need another smart-ass in your group?



A: who doesn't

Where do you see your self in 6 months porkland??

what do you think of mastertshake??

i never put effort into typing, you should see me when im drunk, but unfortunately i enjoy accuracy in grammar where its required. My error before involved me typing hear instead of here. I feel ashamed. But moving on porkland, there are somethings i do not take, but in this case i think its deserved

ANYWAY.... Back on topic.


The only reason you left those Fleets were because they either were annoying kids on Teamspeak or no one at all? Is there any other reasons?

How long were you in each of those Fleets?

Are you willing to be in a Competition Type Fleet? We participate in Harbor Assaults and Fleet Wars very frequently. Will you be active enough to play in those?