Application to SSGS

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: World of Tanks
In Game Account(s): Sgtable (mispelled my forum name due to pitiful keyboard)
Age: 14
Previous Clans: WOT_M, PC
Reasons why you left those groups: WOTM--Clan was moving leadership which I was not fond of. PC-Lack of people online before CW.
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: T110. Its just slightly OP with gold rounds. I also have a T30, and T95
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: Where ever it gives him the most pleasure.
If you could be an animal, what would you be?: Rhino.
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: Record the phone call and listen to it later...over and over....and over....
What makes you want to join SSGS?: My brother is Ninjers. And the time zone works good for me. I have platooned with several Main members and I learned a lot in the short time.
Previous Clan Wars experience?: WOTM. LZs every night. and PC, was on map for awhile. Played lots.
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: A chip. My time. And my motivation to learn.

Oh God, another ninjers


+1

Next time we do a T-50-2 race, it should be Ninjers against his brother. It'll take them both more than 30 minutes of crashing into walls and they'll both whine about who bumped whom.

Amonk wrote:Next time we do a T-50-2 race, it should be Ninjers against his brother. It'll take them both more than 30 minutes of crashing into walls and they'll both whine about who bumped whom.

sorta like Weasel with THM?

Sorta like me running into your e100.

Nahh, that'd be me going backwards. I'm really not sure whether that or tying would have been funnier.

I thought I was safe when I dodged you the first time, then suddenly "We lost our track" and you slap into my side (killing yourself, I might add)

I demand a brothers dual snopey1 and me VR ninjers and his bro!!!

Ninjers would ignore all of you and kill me.

Ninjers, why aren't you showing your brother how to play up to standard?

Are you saying that ninjas is up to standard?

No, that's why he needs to play UP to it.

+2 for all the above reasons...

Approved, assigned to Two.

Hahahahahaha. Yes. Who said I was up to standard? I cant even drive straight! Let alone call a Clan War!!!

At least you can fail to drive straight and call a clan war at the same time. Last time I tried that, I fell on my face and got gym in my hair.