Lavernoius Tucker Application

In Game Account:
-----I play StarCraft? LG[Tucker7] ... Maybe? Idk
Age:
-----21
Previous Fleets:
---What the fuck?! umm... Terran?
Reasons why you left those fleets:
-----I still use Terran from time to time... Though, Zerg is most def more fun to use.
Current Level:
-----Mentally, Physically, Emotionally? Where are we going here?
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:
-----Pinky toe. It's about the best you'll ever get.
If you could be an animal, what would you be?
-----Butterfly. When your bf/gf dies, you won't blame the butterfly.
What's your phone number? Your sign? Can Gates call you about any sexual fantasies that he has about you?
-----314 596 1511 Enjoy. Sign? umm... Scorpio? Yeah. That one. And I would hope! That you don't have any sexual fantasies about me.
What makes you want to join SSGS?
-----The fact that it says "Super Secret" when it's viewable by EVERYONE that has access to the interwebs.
Requested Squadron:
-----22nd Special Tactics Squadron

Wait... what?

Previous fleets for you would be previous clans. So, Confederates. And then the reason why you left, but I dun remember what ya told me. Good luck with that.

Lavernious Tucker wrote:
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:
-----Pinky toe. It's about the best you'll ever get.

Are you STILL having those dreams?! Weird.

lol

Nah. I really didn't mean this to be real... So yeah. I thought that it would at least be funny... I guess not.

I found it funny. Especially the part where you're still on about your toes after you had the dream of me eating them. I promise, Tuck, I'll never 'nom on your toes.

Wow... 'Cause I didn't really mean to bring a reference to that old dream... Hell, I didn't even remember that. Good job.

Gates has ubar memory. Rarely.

Accepted! And thus, the Star Craft division is born!

LazGuys is a division of SSGS. Tucker is the CO of that division, he answers to no other officer except for myself. He runs it. He makes the rules. He gets the e-peen glory for it.

All e-peens answer to gates? :O

HAIL GAYTES!!

The guy above me... = Kiss ass lol

Nah, Moi just knows how big my e peen really is. If my real peen was anything like it, I'd make Ron Jeremy envious.

*or is he could find said peen*
jks gates dont hurt me!
(and wtf gates ate your toes?)

An excellent thread. Medals and promotions for everyone!!

(anyone else still read Calvin & Hobbes?)

Tucker, be careful who you call kiss ass on these forums. I must just do that. >:3

M_o_I wrote:Tucker, be careful who you call kiss ass on these forums. I must just do that. >:3

guess what, im drunk

big suprise you slop >=P

M_o_I wrote:Tucker, be careful who you call kiss ass on these forums. I must just do that. >:3

Kiss ass!

*Secretly prays*

zealot416 wrote:big suprise you slop >=P

ia that directed at gme

who esle would it be directed at dear tsuper? MOI?

Hell no.

exactly

oi, i cant even se i properlu, im goiong to bed now

good night nad has a plesant hangover

Valefar wrote:An excellent thread. Medals and promotions for everyone!!

(anyone else still read Calvin & Hobbes?)

I call this meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club to a close!

/spaceman spiff

MOI. Dude. I live in Washington. I'll take you up on that offer if you're willing to drive out here.