Application morbidman

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: WoT
In Game Account(s): morbidman
Age: 23
Previous Clans/Fleets/Ect.: TDC
Reasons why you left those groups: Stagnant player base, time zone conflicts (an international clan, but for all intents and purposes, a mainly Oceanic group)
What is the favorite ship/tank/character/gun/ect. you've played and why: Wario; strong pimp hand
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: In my moon stones
If you could be an animal, what would you be? Tomato
What's your phone number? Your sign? Can Gates call you about any sexual fantasies that he has about you? 8675309. Libra. Yes, but not during work hours or my coworkers get jealous.
What makes you want to join SSGS? Looking for new challenges and to meet new interesting people

+1 for having a grasp on the difference between fruit and animals.

EDIT: got over the public school thing

Well, just from a general overview you seem like a pretty cool guy with a good sense of humor (tomato as your favorite animal was pretty original). Stat-wise you are definitely above average and don't need to work on that at all. The only real question I have is if you have any problems taking orders or dealing with criticism before, during, or after CW matches.

Hop on TS and meet some of the guys! You've got a solid app so far and I'd love to hear more from you! Good luck!

+1 as long as he shows up on TS

Bacon strips.

+1 platted with him and he saw how maneth haxed (lag switch) during the arty duel

Liquiddrugs wrote:+1 platted with him and he saw how maneth haxed (lag switch) during the arty duel

Awww, Liquid, are you sad because you suck at artillery? You took a dumb shot and I profited from it, no hax required.

Everyone on my team was like haxorx! Perfectly lined shot.... And half way in the air it went out of reticle

Didn't look so perfect from my screen, also, me going 50 km/h probably had something to do with it.

I replaced liquid's ammo with fruity pebbles before the match. You are welcome maneth.

Stats time!

Overall win% - 53%
Overall hit% - 65% (Plays Artillery)

So, your stats look fine, not really any need to go digging into them much further. Although, you haven't really been in competitive based scenarios before. You'll need to spend a lot of time getting up to speed by learning from vet players. The clan will need to invest time into you, can you put forth the needed effort?

Yes sir capitan!

Make sure to get on TS and play companies with us.

Awww yea. Ok.

On TS now. Seems like a good guy.

+1

Guy seems to fit us. +1 Amazing amount of tanks, will be a good peo-I mean friend for us all.

I changed my mind. Can I get a barrel roll instead of more friends?

No.

+1 for using big words in your application

Still alive? Haven't seen 'em on TS.

+1 he gets on ts during midday usually
Good arty player and azn

Sorry guys. I've been partying hard. Will log on after I clean up after this orgy. Peace.

Played a few with this bro +1

Aww damn it's a smiggasaurus.

See me on TS, Morbid.

morbidman wrote:Aww damn it's a smiggasaurus.

+1 for introducing me to the term Smiggasaurus

Good arty player

+1 to know that

azn

instant +1