Application: EdibleNewb

Games you're interested in joining SSGS:
World of Tanks
Minecraft (?)

In Game Account(s):
EdibleNewb

Age:
28

Previous Clans:
None

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:
Right now My favorite tanks would be T32, Pershing, T25 AT and 704, and a toy derp kv.
The first tree I grinded down was the 704 because of the invisible alpha strike seem to be the core gameplay mechanism, plus I flank a lot.
I picked up American TD right away when it came out, but soon I found it's kinda boring to play slowly without a turret.
I went for the mediums, leaving my T28 climbing to T95 slowly on daily double.
Because of Pershing and Patton I found myself in love with the agililty, derpy turret and dat gun depression so I started playing American heavies a month ago.
T32 so far is wonderful, as long as I can stay patient about the 105mm penetration.

My top tiers would be 704, Patton, T34(not elite), T32, T28, ISU, Pershing, and some smaller tanks.

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you:
If he could touch me anywhere then it doesn't matter if I let him or not.

If you could be an animal, what would you be?:
In my offices newbies were called squirrels.

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:
Depends on him speaking hes fantasy in clanwar voice or livestreaming voice.
I'll hang my phone if it's the latter.

What makes you want to join SSGS?:
I was watching old clan wars and tank company videos last week, I finally realized that random battle is less than a third of what this game can offer.
Plus I chatted briefly with Smigg moments ago, I guess that was the last push.

Previous Clan Wars experience?:
Nope, I think I've been missing out.

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?:
Bad jokes, occasional posting of nsfw lady pictures, and I can draw.
I'm working at a game company so if there's a crunch time then I won't be available for clan wars or company battle for a while.
But other then that, I play this game only two hours a day , feel free to hit me up.

I know Smig recommends this guy, so do I. He's got good stats and a good sense of humor, based on his app.

Put him in main +1

nice stats , i feel like i have played a few games with you or against you... 0.o.

l3ft4d3ad wrote:nice stats , i feel like i have played a few games with you or against you... 0.o.

Stats are just decorations...

I think I met you and couple other guys more frequently in these couple weeks, all in cute French tanks.
I only play random without platoon, so don't usually run into higher battle tier stuff, maybe that's why?

i play solo also actually if i were to say 150 games in a platoon i would be close in fact. not sure but your name is jumping out to me so its quiet possible. the tiers i run is 8-10 though so couldnt be sure

Oooooh man, our bad, there was a super secret hidden question for the app:

Draw us nsfw lady pictures.

(it's more of a command than a question)

Stats are like a resume, they show what you've been doing in the past, and how you've been doing it.

Make sure to get on TS with us and go do tank companies. Show us what you can do.

This bro gets my +1

Smig- Thanks brah!

Gates- I will get on TS for sure, but I don't have a mic yet...

And the NSFW drawing can be arranged, when I have time on weekend or something.

Edible wrote:Smig- Thanks brah!

Gates- I will get on TS for sure, but I don't have a mic yet...

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meh who needs a mic

l3ft4d3ad wrote:

Edible wrote:Smig- Thanks brah!

Gates- I will get on TS for sure, but I don't have a mic yet...

'

meh who needs a mic

I do.

I logged into teamspeak wot lobby for two nights.
The first night I just heard screeches, sounded like a dude wasn't really talking but the noise he made got broadcasted for quite a while.
The second night I heard someone calling my name and I had no mic to talk back.

Yeah mic is def. needed.
Right now it's kinda like communicating with earth on a forgotten space station.

I don't understand you guys without mics! I have a mic. I use it (granted I didn't used to). My voice is female. That means Gates and other people hit on me and potentially fawn over me because girls don't exist on the internet. So if I can do it, what do you have to be worried about?! :O They're not exactly expensive either! A cheapo basic one is around $5-10 dollars. You don't need anything fancy. You won't sound pretty, but people will be able to understand you. If you want one like mine however, that's more in the realm of $170-$230 because I have a high-quality Sennheiser headset now (and holy damn do I love it to death). >_>

Besides, it's not like you play a female character either and everyone is going to find out you're actually a dude when you speak on Vent! Not that most people care about that anyway.

I have a mic i just dont plug it in nor use it

Edible wrote:And the NSFW drawing can be arranged, when I have time on weekend or something.

SCORE. ANOTHER +1 FOR THE GENTLEMAN WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE TAKING ME SERIOUSLY. AND MAY OR MAY NOT BE CORRECT.

Turns out I need to work this weekend.
Before that, here's an awesome game idea for Kinect as a token of faith.

So weird.

Anyway, accepted, assigned to SSGS2.

Sure if you think I can help SSGS2 to be clan war ready.

My doodle style changes from time to time (mostly depends on mood.)

Reminds me of Planet Terror.

Weird movie, that one. Nice drawing skills, though.

That's pretty awesome dude. Can you do sigs?

I know he's already accepted but I want to add another +1.

Do you have a site or anything where you keep your doodles?

Signatures? yeah sure if you guys can gimme some ideas to paint with. preferably tank with a girl.

I would like Charlize Theron in the home button pose on my patton. pun intended. Thank you sir.