Lusiphur Application

In Game Account(s): Lusiphur

Age: 39

Previous Clans: N/A

Reasons why you left those groups: N/A

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:
I would say the premium T34 is my favorite because talking about how awesome it is in front of PJ knowing how much he hates it is so much fun.

A fully elited American tree (Why? Because why the fuck not!): T110E3, T110E4, T110E5, Patton 3, T92, and Chaffee
The rest: IS-4, IS-7, Bat Chat, AMX 1390

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: A handshake, anything more would cause an erection on my part and I would hate to ruin the man's confidence.

If you could be an animal, what would you be?: An un-neutered domestic cat: Eat, sleep and copulate.

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: Leave the phone on and go back to sleep. Between my sleep mumbling, snoring and farting there should be enough noise for him to do what he needs to get done.

What makes you want to join SSGS?: Interested in trying Clan Wars and 3 people I know are already in the Clan: PJ (aka the Fake Gates), DarrikVkir, and Mogura (my brother).

Previous Clan Wars experience?: None.

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: Ye ole cliche: time. I am usually on between 7-10PM EST on work nights and then on most of the weekend (excluding watching the Patriots or The Walking Dead), that and I can CAP FAST with the best of them.

+2 I like this app.

This applicant peeks my interest +3

Ah, your brother's Mog? I'm sorry. I'm sure that must be difficult for you.

Extremely difficult

#Capfast

T34 is a passable TD at best. If it wasn't a premium tank it would be at the end of my driveway with a "FREE" sign duct taped to the turret.

+1 for me on the app.