CRUNKNEZZ application to join

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: world of tanks
In Game Account(s):crunknezz
Age:28
Previous Clans:united gamers
Reasons why you left those groups:they became VERY UN-united gamers
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: type 59 is my <3... self explanitory, my tops are object 268,type62,batchat25t,maus,e100,t110e5,yada yada yada lol, 8 tier tens in all, top tier of everything x-cept arti
What makes you want to join SSGS?:i know REALIST DRIB and he said yall were some good gents to play with.
Previous Clan Wars experience?: more than necessary im sure

Nice app.

Do you prefer big spoon or little spoon?

You've left out some rather important questions. Prepare for the consequences.

One part of this clan is personality and sense of humor- both of which you've intentionally omitted from the application. Any cause as to why?

This app. is as close to an attempted bribe to get into the clan.

"I HAVE ALL THE TANKS let me in" Please fill out the rest if you want even a REMOTE chance of getting in.

If you cant invest the time to fill out the proper app how can we trust you to invest your time into the clan

1. You left out 7 other clans that you were part of before. ( 4 of them can be exempt though, since you appeared to be only less then 10 days as a member)

2. Having lot of end tier tanks is a bonus, but not a major factor in my case to get in. Heck, not having a end tier just means you can still get in, but get assigned into a division that doesn't do CW.
3. Plain application is plain.

Typical applicant thinking we accept only on stats and tanks

What? People don't realize that good stats and end tier tanks are only a part of the process?

Lies.

I can only imagine their surprise when they learn I got in solely by virtue of mailing Valefar five hundred dollars worth of hardcore German pornography.

Hey....Share some for me too....

Shut up and get back in your cave on TS.

Gates wrote:Shut up and get back in your cave on TS.

wow rude

Well if that's the case

Nick: wolfcain

Tanks: loltrackor

...accept me bitches!

Get on TS, fag.

Valefar wrote:Do you prefer big spoon or little spoon?

Cuddle or GTFO.

You're telling that to yourself?

I'm confused as well

na fools, he's informing da new guy, I'm cool with either or just not the middle spoon!

Just the fact that there could be a middle spoon with you involved that you want to preemptively refuse is concerning.

I'm assuming that your are volunteering as the middle spoon gates?

I have to be the big spoon. Size requirement.

his name is involves Crunk. I say nope. that and if people keep turning down Gates, how's a brotha EVER gonna get some action? you GOTTA answer the most important q's on the app

We may have to call it a FAPP not an app

Doomkitten wrote:I can only imagine their surprise when they learn I got in solely by virtue of mailing Valefar five hundred dollars worth of hardcore German pornography.

Living in Germany, I can promise you that the hardcore isn't THAT good. Trust me, I know. I am Jesus after all.