NoblePlatoon's (Just call me 'StudMuffin') Application

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: WoT

In Game Account(s): NoblePlatoon (duh)

Age: Somewhere in my 50's

Previous Clans: TFS, HBS (not the current -HBS-) and Sabot/SLAP

Reasons why you left those groups: HBS split off from TFS after a power-struggle. HBS imploded. Sabot/SLAP had a meltdown from which it is struggling to recover (highly questionable). So, I thought I would come here and see what effect I can have on your clan.

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: Fav tank is SPG's (American) and TD's (ISU-152 and Obj 704). I just love that play-style. Although, I truly have a blast in my T-34...which translates to fun in my E5 - if only I could be in a winning CW clan (sigh). TIER 10's: E5, M48A1 and T92. I could free-xp the Obj 268 if I had gold to convert xp....and remember, I love TD's.

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: Anywhere he wanted, as longer as I can keep the body part of his that he touched me with.

If you could be an animal, what would you be?: Dude, I AM an animal. Why do you think they call me 'StudMuffin'?

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: Snore, because his fantasies will never match my realities.

What makes you want to join SSGS?: I want a clan with a strong CW potential. I know SSGS used to rule the map, and still has the same leadership. I see no reason not to rule again. Also, hahahagreatname is a friend of mine, and he is sssoooooo HUNKY.

Previous Clan Wars experience?: HBS, before it imploded, held the Scandinavian countries. And I was a DepComm for them. In addition, Sabot/SLAP owned a good chunk of Western Europe. Sadly, they collapsed shortly after I joined. I was a ronin solo pubbie for quite a while.

Are you happy now?? I have laid my soul, and all its secrets, bare...just for your miserable enjoyment.

+10. AWESOME AMAZING EPIC. and its all true. (note I might be biased)

+20 Awesome app and nice dude on TS.

+30

Awesome guy, obviously. Prefect application, too!!

Pulls off SSGS arrogance in an application? It takes most applicants months!

Definite yes from me.

I'll give +1 only if he tells the story of how he raped and pillaged an entire bakery to earn his "StudMuffin" moniker.

Seriously.

Doomkitten wrote:I'll give +1 only if he tells the story of how he raped and pillaged an entire bakery to earn his "StudMuffin" moniker.

Let me tell you, the donuts really enjoyed it.

NoblePlatoon wrote:

Doomkitten wrote:I'll give +1 only if he tells the story of how he raped and pillaged an entire bakery to earn his "StudMuffin" moniker.

Let me tell you, the donuts really enjoyed it.

I most certainly did not

Seriously, if you can survive our Friday night drunk tank companies and still want to join, that should be an auto in.

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Very very very true. 20+ on that app too

NoblePlatoon wrote:+30

Awesome guy, obviously. Prefect application, too!!

see even this guy thinks its a great app. +30more it is.

Wait- I missed another drinking night?!

GODDAMNIT, TEXT ME NEXT TIME GATES!!!

Jesus, Vale! Sorry!

+9001 for drunken awesomeness and stuff

Valefar wrote:Wait- I missed another drinking night?!

GODDAMNIT, TEXT ME NEXT TIME GATES!!!

Even I was there, too! I just assumed you were too cool to hang with us.

cool app !
see if we can toon!

moncky23 wrote:+9001 for drunken awesomeness and stuff

It's over 9000!

Doomkitten wrote:

Valefar wrote:Wait- I missed another drinking night?!

GODDAMNIT, TEXT ME NEXT TIME GATES!!!

Even I was there, too! I just assumed you were too cool to hang with us.

Did I miss photos again

Gates wrote:Seriously, if you can survive our Friday night drunk tank companies and still want to join, that should be an auto in.

i want in next time.!!

Thank you very much for the invitation to join SSGS. I spoke to thehorn earlier today, and wanted to speak directly to you, Arms Dealer, but we have repeatedly missed paths. I respectfully withdraw my application. I wish everyone the best of luck in the game and CW.