Orcoz Application

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: World of Tanks
In Game Account(s): Just the one, but my wife and son both do play occasionally and have their own accounts (Partner and Orclapod)
Age: 43
Previous Clans: TSF
Reasons why you left those groups: The original leadership has disappeared, and the recruits aren't willing to invest to become competitive.
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: Obj704 was my first favorite, but now I enjoy my 268, T92 and IS7 in that order.
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: My left earlobe... but only because I'd hope it'd make Gates uncomfortable.
If you could be an animal, what would you be?: Meghan Ory's Doberman
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: Hand the phone to my wife and go back to sleep.
What makes you want to join SSGS?: Respect the level of maturity, the quality of game play, and the consistency.
Previous Clan Wars experience?: I've been active in clan wars for over a year, leading TSF as the 1st Brigade Commander to land ownership in Iceland/Ireland.... but with only 12 consistent tankers online regularly, we didn't have the stamina to hold it.
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: I'm quiet unless asked. I strive to be self sufficient as well as selfless. Most importantly I know how to laugh and don't take myself too seriously.

What... What's wrong with your left ear lobe...

I'm 43, and there is hair where there shouldn't be... but hey - whatever squirts the pickle.

Haha. I like the app. hop on TS and toon up with some of the guys.

+5 for the app.

-4 for putting all the hard work of listening to Gates talk about his homosexual midget fetish on your poor, suffering wife.

She shares a bed with me... so I just assume she's into suffering.

Orcoz wrote:She shares a bed with me... so I just assume she's into suffering.

Bahahahahaha

Orcoz wrote:She shares a bed with me... so I just assume she's into suffering.

You have answered... wisely.

Met the guy, talked with him. 1+ he has a few different T10's too, 1+

platooned with him in his batchat and seems likeable and knows his tanks.
+1
he is on now.

I'll get the tweezers and be on TS later tonight...

I sat in the TS channel while the guys made their CW attempt. Interesting group, and I spent most of my time chuckling at Dave's comments.

Looking forward to catching up with some more of the team.

Orcoz wrote:I sat in the TS channel while the guys made their CW attempt. Interesting group, and I spent most of my time chuckling at Dave's comments.

Looking forward to catching up with some more of the team.

oh god He's been poisoned. >.> he liked Davids comments. +5 for putting up with that though.

Right attitude, comes back to the forums, makes intelligent posts, shows effort to get to know everyone, good team player.

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Freakin' 'Knock Knock'... wth was I thinking?

Don't worry. The joke question is purely there to embarrass you. You were more embarrassed then most, though. Twice.

I dont get it

Gates did his usually tell us a joke thing. Orc told us two jokes. You can guess how well they went

So, I'm guessing this isn't a go?

I set your invite, Or. If you didn't get it, I'll send it again. Check when you've got a chance.

(Your TS portion was one of the funnier ones, if you were wondering. :3)

Cool! I'm double checking now... woot!

No such luck. I'll be on this evening again to see if the invitation comes through.

Oz

you really arent getting the clan invites? thats seems off.

Sent it again.