Request to Join

Which Division(Blue Turret or Super Secret Gentleman's Squadron) are you looking to join? - Heavy Turret
Which Game(s) are you interested in taking part in? - World of Tanks, others if i have them
In Game Account(s): - WarSilver
Age: 21
Previous Clans: Unknown-Warriors(UW), Renegade Phoenix Clan(RPC), REPO, Th3 Unknown(TUNK)
Reasons why you left those groups: UW - stopped playing tanks, RPC - disbanded, REPO - disbanded, TUNK - xbox clan
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: fav tank is the hellcat because it is mobile, i have American tanks mostly, Tier 9 is my highest
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let them touch you: pass
If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?: Bird - so i can fly
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: hang up
What makes you want to join our Community?: Post on Wot forums sounded cool
Previous Clan Wars experience?: None, played alot of Tank companies

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: Time to play, help train other people, can get few people to join that are good

My name is Mike by the way.

Grab me on TeamSpeak.

Absolute lack of anything resembling humor. -1

He joined some no name clan called UW?

UW was a major tanks clan 1 year ago.

Look at teh dates, Parckie. Go ahead and drop your tags if you're serious about Applying, War.

Hopefully you have a personality on teamspeak.

Applicant had no humor in app. -1

No one revived any humor. -2

No one told lamp to shut up. -3

Mike by the way,

I saw you up in TS lobby last night but we were knee deep in CWs for the better part of the evening.  Not sure if anyone got a chance to speak with you.  If not, we weren't ignoring you!

I'll toss you a +2 for effectively feeding the trolls.  There is a fine line between lame and genius.

Are you app'ing together with the other guy from UW or was that coincidence?

Yea, we both decided to join new tanks clan. We are good friends. ill be on later.

Shut up Lamp.

Without the proper spacing it looks like a cat threw up this app.  A dead cat by the amount of humor it has.  -10

Pass?  Really?  Would you say pass at a job interview?  I realize this isn't an interview for a job but the answers provided show how much effort you've put into this part of the process.  A lack of effort is disrespectful to clan leadership and its officers, which you should be doing everything in your power to impress at this point.   If that means you have to helicopter dick for Gates and Mass,  fucking make the "whirring" noise to go along with it.

Not trying to be an asshole, just laying out some truth sauce is all.

Gl with the app Mike.
Though statwise it would not be ok to judge you since you have very limited tier 8 up experience.

Need tons of work - need to learn / platoon before you start playing a lot.

tombell wrote:Shut up Lamp.

 +2

Heavy Turret.