Joining BT

1. Division: Blue Turret
2. Games: World of Tanks or World of Flying in a Circle (When i feel like self punishment.)
3. Game Accounts: Stormdeath01
4. Age: Physically: 34 Mentally: Teenage boy looking at his first pair of ta-tas.
5. Previous Clans: Out of Embarrassment I plead the Fifth.
6. Reason Why I left: Better CW opportunities, Yoott (in the dictionary he is described as synonymous with a aardvark's ass), I pissed in the cheerios of a DC of a Clan that Foray was sucking up to.
7. Favorite Tank: 155 due to the ability to make E-100 drivers cry. Teir X Tanks: E-50M, 62A, 4202, 50b, E-100, IS-7, T57,  JP E-100, 155, E4, E3, GW E-100 +4 more within 2 months.
8. If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: Sober - STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER MOMMY!!!!!    IF I am drunk - $15 for oral / $25 for missionary / 50$ for an Alabama Flapjack.
9. If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?: A Monkey, so I can scratch my ass in public and people would clap.
10. If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what would you do? Hand the phone to my wife, tell her to knock herself out and that Jessica Alba in leather is waiting for me on the top of the Seattle Space Needle. Then take a Xanax and go meet her.
11. What makes you want to join our Community?  Platoons, CW and to have fun.
12. Previous Clan War Experience? Field Commander, 500+ CW Battles.

13. The Clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you, the player, invest back into the clan?  12 Tier X's and Loyalty the only things that matter. 

Sorry I have to go make people clap now.

My balls are just so itchy!!!


EDIT: Used rubbing alcohol on it, now its the worst burning sensation ive ever felt.


DO NOT USE ALCOHOL ON YOUR BALLS!!!.

Heavy platooning? Is that anything like heavy petting?

Stormdeath01>Colton so i say +1 to joining BT

Couldn't that be said about virtually every applicant?

1. Division: Blue Turret
2. Games: World of Tanks or World of Flying in a Circle (When i feel like self punishment.)
3. Game Accounts: Stormdeath01
4. Age: Physically: 34 Mentally: Teenage boy looking at his first pair of ta-tas.
5. Previous Clans: Out of Embarrassment I plead the Fifth.
6. Reason Why I left: Better CW opportunities, Yoott (in the dictionary he is described as synonymous with a aardvark's ass), I pissed in the cheerios of a DC of a Clan that Foray was sucking up to.
7. Favorite Tank: 155 due to the ability to make E-100 drivers cry. Teir X Tanks: E-50M, 62A, 4202, 50b, E-100, IS-7, T57,  JP E-100, 155, E4, E3, GW E-100 +4 more within 2 months.
8. If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: Sober - STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER MOMMY!!!!!    IF I am drunk - $15 for oral / $25 for missionary / 50$ for an Alabama Flapjack.
9. If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?: A Monkey, so I can scratch my ass in public and people would clap.
10. If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what would you do? Hand the phone to my wife, tell her to knock herself out and that Jessica Alba in leather is waiting for me on the top of the Seattle Space Needle. Then take a Xanax and go meet her.
11. What makes you want to join our Community?  Platoons, CW and to have fun.
12. Previous Clan War Experience? Field Commander, 500+ CW Battles.

13. The Clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you, the player, invest back into the clan?  12 Tier X's and Loyalty the only things that matter. 

Sorry I have to go make people clap now.

Oh yes gates.
Sweet app and funny also comes with great CW experience +2 for meh also he has more than 2 CW tanks so he's obviously better than colton. BTW parckie if you are reading this you can kick colton because my stats in the batchat rape his  GJ GL HF 
I say BT if not SSGS or MEN

There we go, much better app. I like it. +1

me likey +1 also i was the one who refered him, He totally RAPED my team so hard it wasn't even funny in a TD i think he had like 6-7k damage and close to 9k potential damage received.

Maybe...

Dark Angel reference +1

DarrikVkir wrote:Dark Angel reference +1

40k reference? where?

i like this guys app. +1 if he's not already accepted

Fuck you dabadaz I could say more ,but... Theres no point in talking to a fucktard like you

Old friend of Starshield, good app so far(once it was revised)

colton dont scare away the applicant pwease

Massacre wrote:Old friend of Starshield, good app so far(once it was revised)

Sorry it was not completed properly the first time. I really wanted to make it right but here is what happen.

 I was riding the short bus home and tried to bring up the application instructions on my apple product and kept getting the jobs01 error. Apparently Gates has not been approved for use on apple devices. So I got pissed off and told Siri to write an email to Apple support staff and register a complaint. Siri came back and told me "Unable to comply due to Apple's Corporate Microsoft Exchange Server being down". So I told Siri, "WTF?" and asked "Why do they not use an apple product?" According to Siri, Apple techs are smart enough to know the Apple Vision is good enough for others, but they prefer their computes do what they tell them to.  At that point I had enough of that crap and told Siri to get me Steve Jobs. Five minutes later I got a call from Ashton Kutcher, I answered the phone and said the only thing I could, "Dude what does mine say?" Of course he said " Sweet what does mine say?" Then I had to get serious, I told him that I thought That 70's Show was awesome, but what the hell with Demi she was old, stretched and washed up.  He responded with one of the most amazing things I have ever heard, "What are you talking about it is the fantasy of every boy that grew up in the late 80's. Every time I take her from behind, she puts up a picture of Bruce Wills and yells "Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fucker!"

By that time I was completely done with the bullshit and hung up the phone. When I got home I walked in the door threw my IPad in the trash picked up my Google tablet, got the application instructions and wrote my application. The crap I go threw to make people happy.

colton3y96 wrote:Fuck you dabadaz I could say more ,but... Theres no point in talking to a fucktard like you

shhhh, shhh, just grab a juice and take a nap.

Storm, don't worry about messing it up the first time. A mistake's a mistake. Owning it and fixing it makes up for it, so don't stress.

colton if theres no point in talking to "fucktards like you" then why the hell would you post? 

just saying that makes no sense, 

about the app, id say a maybe, some teir X stats are good but others could use some work.

Played some platoon games with him. Listens to others and performs well.

Been active on Teamspeak and in game over the course of 3 days now, obviously has a good competence and wants to be in BT.

I am inclined to send him a dirty sext tonight if I see him on.

I sent you an invite to BT, take it if you would like to join our group.

I accepted. When an admin get a chance I tried to look at the gocode rules and put one in for tonight's clan war prep team. Site said I did not have permission. Thanks 

Excited to join the team.

colton3y96 wrote:Fuck you dabadaz I could say more ,but... Theres no point in talking to a fucktard like you

no u