jrgong's Application

Which Division of Gentleman Gaming(Super Secret Gentleman's Squadron, Blue Turret, MEN, or Heavy Turret) are you looking to join?

BT because i want to be competitive in clan wars

Which Game(s) are you interested in taking part in?

Tanks baby

In Game Account(s):

Dear_Tanker 

Kind of a long story, my handle used to be "ObamaIzHitla" but WG didnt like that so after a month they changed it to "Dear_Tanker", i complained enough so that they are giving me a free nick name change but we cant seem to agree on what is appropriate; so it may change again soon we shall see ( this is why i registered and did the app as "jrgong" , my generic handle that ive used it most games past).

Age:

24

Previous Clans:

None really; under my history you will see 25MM, but this wasnt a clan insomuch as it was a group of people who played various games and shared a teamspeak ( no offical tank activity of any kind ). 

Reasons why you left those groups:

Just got my 2nd tier X ( closing in fast on 2 more ) and blue stats; want to start taking tanks more seriously and get some CW under my belt.

What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle:

T-54 hands down, i like to play aggressively and shit all over campy TDs and Heavies, this baby lets me do it with ease (i like the obj 140 and t62a alot aswell, just dont have the stick time in them to call them my favorites).  I currently have the T-54, Obj 140, T-62a, IS-3 (IS-8 unlocked, not purchased), ISU-152 (should have the 704 by the end of the weekend) aswell as a myriad of other lower tier machines.

If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let them touch you:

A friendly reach around never fails to break the ice

If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?:

A Mexican; i love fish tacos

If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?:

Im always down to get a little dirty but i dont know if Gates can handle the level of sadomasochism i bring to the table; it would be an interesting night.

What makes you want to join our Community?:

I played some team battles with some SSGS guys a few days back and had a blast.  I know a  couple former members through other games.

Previous Clan Wars experience?:

None :'(

The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you, the player, invest back into the clan?:

If you take a look at my stats (which were accumulated almost exclusively through solo pugging) you can see that i am constantly getting better.  A few thousand more games and some CW experience and i will crush all resistance to GentCo beneath my treads.  I also have extensive clan leadership and gaming experience ( been ragin' for 10+ years now).   I will spread the word like the great prophet Muhammad and enrich the lives of all those who i come into contact with.

Heres WOT Labs since thats what you seem to prefer (idk why theyre different)

Also, sorry about the quotes; i had visions that it would make my application so attractive you would become sexually aroused and green light me straight into BT.  Now that i see how retarded they look i am too lazy to go back and change them.

ssgs.teamspeak3.com

+1 for knowing Marleys nickname
+1 for trying something different as far as apps go
+1 for sicknasty mediums
+1 for good stats
+1 for reach arounds
+1 because fuck you

JoeyDominick wrote:+1 for knowing Marleys nickname
+1 for trying something different as far as apps go
+1 for sicknasty mediums
+1 for good stats
+1 for reach arounds
+1 because fuck you

 This.... This shit is funny.

This is fucking awesome.

I got dibs on this one, Lamp.

I know I have no pull or sayso.. but... +21 for ObamaIzHitler Nickname!  

jrgong wrote:

Which Division of Gentleman Gaming(Super Secret Gentleman's Squadron, Blue Turret, MEN, or Heavy Turret) are you looking to join?

BT because i want to be competitive in clan wars

Looks like Dibs goes to SSGS.

Ninja edit ftw

Parckie wrote:

jrgong wrote:

Which Division of Gentleman Gaming(Super Secret Gentleman's Squadron, Blue Turret, MEN, or Heavy Turret) are you looking to join?

BT because i want to be competitive in clan wars

Looks like Dibs goes to SSGS HT.

I fixed it for you.

+10 too much awesomeness to pass up

lamplight wrote:Ninja edit ftw

I changed it from BT to SSGS?

Tsupernami wrote:

lamplight wrote:Ninja edit ftw

I changed it from BT to SSGS?

In the App's original App, he applied to 'wherever he would get the most playing time', and then edited it to say BT, hence the ninja edit.

Yeah im kind of a newbie when it comes to tanks, i wasnt really sure of the differences between the units and where it fit in with me ( decent stats, low experience/games played).  However once i hopped onto teamspeak a recruiter explained each of the units and what theyre all about.  Based on what he said i edited my post opting to try and go for BT ( most competitive environment) if they would have me.

my cooldown should be over

jrgong wrote:my cooldown should be over

invite sent.

He's a cul dude. Played Team battles earlier and I'm a fan.