World of Tanks application.

Games you're interested in joining SSGS: World of Tanks, War Thunder
In Game Account(s): (WoT) akaibost, (WT) The_Irishman
Age: 17
Previous Clans: THNK, 509th, SNTNL, GROUP
Reasons why you left those groups: Thinkerton kicked me, 509th was run by a bunch of sadistic a$$'s, SNTNL was inactive at the time, and I didn't feel welcome at GROUP.
What is the favorite tank you've played and why, as well as a run down of your highest tier vehicle: My favorite tank I've EVER played (Test server included) is the Batchat 155 arty, my current grind. My highest tier in garage vehicle is a AMX105Am, but I'm working on repurchasing the IS-7 and IS-4.
If Gates could touch you anywhere, where would you let him touch you: Depends. Am I getting paid? And how much am I getting paid?
If you could be an animal, what would you be?: Mythical or Actual? If Mythical, probably a Phoenix. If actual, probably an Elephant.
If Gates calls you in the middle of the night to discuss sexual fantasies, what do you do?: "Dafuq?"
What makes you want to join SSGS?: Interested in a competitive clan, and I like hanging out with people, platooning, and doing tank companies.
Previous Clan Wars experience?: Umm... I've been in a few, with Thinkerton, and 509th. I can take orders.
The clan has to invest into every player that joins, what can you invest into the clan?: I'm usually on nightly, just depends. It may take me 2-4 weeks of painful grinding, to get my IS-4 or IS-7 back, but I can usually help out in clan wars or other clan activities.

Why were you kicked from Thinkerton?

THNK Kicked me (I was new to the game... maybe 4 months in) because I was being an immature b*tch at the time, team killing my platoon mate. I'm over that now days tho

akaibost wrote: because I was being an immature b*tch at the time, team killing my platoon mate. I'm over that now days tho

You're 17, I disbelieve. Also, hi, I'm one of the local sadists.

Some improvement could be made on the app, I think. The two questions that younger applicants traditionally fall down on have again been a source of slightly lacking responses. I want to see an expansion on the Elephant/Phoenix answer and why those were chosen in particular. The post is legible (mostly) though, which is a plus.

It seems like the applicant is primarily joining for clan war battles, is this true?

I am indeed 17 years old. I'm a fantasy novel writer, hence the Phoenix, and I'm also large and lumbering like an elephant. And mostly yes. I want a clan where I feel welcome. I can participate in clan wars (Once I re-purchase my IS-7), Team training, Tank Companies and Platoons.

Erotic Viking Cannibal fantasy is all I read. Just an FYI.

Valefar wrote:Erotic Viking Cannibal fantasy is all I read. Just an FYI.

What? I'm... Wait, WHAT?

I too am confused

It means he's a Virginia Wade fan.

Vale - http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/215389 (NSFW at all.)
I link because I take my torture seriously. Don't click that link. Seriously. Just don't.


So, what novels has our applicant written? Feel free to PM me the titles if you're shy about it containing werewolf or vampire sparkleporn.

Sparkelporn is nice

It says I can't send PM's... But I don't care really. It's not finished yet, but it's called The Fifteen Realms. Hard to explain unless you read some of it. First three chapters (Unrevised) on Wattpad...

Your highest Tier is a Tier 4 Arty, yet you have IS-7 & IS-4 unlocked? Waitwut? Or just highest in that tree?

lamplight wrote:Your highest Tier is a Tier 4 Arty, yet you have IS-7 & IS-4 unlocked? Waitwut? Or just highest in that tree?

Strange, ain't it? I raged at my IS-7 one day, and blindly sold it. Biggest mistake ever. I sold the IS-4, because I didn't like it at the time...

But enough of that. I'm going to get the IS-7 back, then buy the T-95 back... I know, another tanks sold and credits wasted, but I never really played it... But the big question is, Can I join, or not?

Afraid it takes more than 24 hours. And you need your TS initiation.

Mwahahaha

I have TS. Bwahahahahahahaha!

You need forum access (i.e. be a clan member) to send PM's. Sorry. You also need to find Gates (Armsdealer) on TS and talk with him before this will go any further.

More importantly, how many of your stories involve a rogue anthropologist who is digging in the Middle East and finds a portal that sends him to an alternate universe where he fights a dragon, chugs mead with some dwarves, solves murder mysteries with his black friend who flies a helicopter, and then makes a bunch of heads explode with a sweet-ass guitar solo at a Faith No More concert (Heart, At the Drive In, and Cattle Decapitation are the opening acts)?


Doom: combine that with this, and I'm set (also NSFW): http://daha.best.vwh.net/boiled/fiction.html

Valefar wrote:You need forum access (i.e. be a clan member) to send PM's. Sorry. You also need to find Gates (Armsdealer) on TS and talk with him before this will go any further.

More importantly, how many of your stories involve a rogue anthropologist who is digging in the Middle East and finds a portal that sends him to an alternate universe where he fights a dragon, chugs mead with some dwarves, solves murder mysteries with his black friend who flies a helicopter, and then makes a bunch of heads explode with a sweet-ass guitar solo at a Faith No More concert (Heart, At the Drive In, and Cattle Decapitation are the opening acts)?


Doom: combine that with this, and I'm set (also NSFW):

I can just hop on the TS server? Also... Umm... No, I don't believe so.

Patience, older-than-me, one.

EDIT: Also, holy shit lack of impulse control much? Huehuehue.

Clans listed as having been in: THNK, 509th, SNTNL, GROUP

List of past clans: THNK 10/11 - 03/12, SNTNL 25/3/12 - 29/3/12, WING 3/12 - 7/12, ROSW 9/7/12 - 27/7/12, 509TH 30/7/12 - 4/8/12, HERO 8/12 - 10/12, GROUP 11/10/12 - 25/10/12, 509TH 1/11/12 - 29/12/12, AERO 31/12/12 - 10/2/13

Missing: WING, ROSW, HERO and AERO.

There's not a whole lot you can say about being in some random clan for 3 days.

If we're going to use the tool to find out where exactly they've been members, is there even a point of having that question?

shadistic wrote:There's not a whole lot you can say about being in some random clan for 3 days.

If we're going to use the tool to find out where exactly they've been members, is there even a point of having that question?

I think there is, it helps us to determine if they are being truthful or not. We, well, all those that matter, give them a chance to put that information forward willingly, before we go and dig it up.

Never mind, I misread some clan records in the copy-paste as days instead of months.

Anything longer than a month should at least be mentioned. Especially when one doesn't want to look like a clan-hopper.

It wouldn't matter if there was, say, just one clan that was a few days. There are several, however.

Gates wrote:Clans listed as having been in: THNK, 509th, SNTNL, GROUP

List of past clans: THNK 10/11 - 03/12, SNTNL 25/3/12 - 29/3/12, WING 3/12 - 7/12, ROSW 9/7/12 - 27/7/12, 509TH 30/7/12 - 4/8/12, HERO 8/12 - 10/12, GROUP 11/10/12 - 25/10/12, 509TH 1/11/12 - 29/12/12, AERO 31/12/12 - 10/2/13

Missing: WING, ROSW, HERO and AERO.

I would have listed them, but they failed... And there's not much to say about them except that they failed. And that I was commander of them.